Melody:* lands on a pile of weirdly shaped objects* DA FUQ
Oliver: WHERE DA FUQ R WE, BRO-SEPHINNE?
Tyler: 'sup Melody + douche!
Melody: ummmm.... nothing except 4 being in an alternate universe, sitting on....* looks down* horns?
Oliver: well this is not an everyday experience...
Tyler: no shit, sherlock!
Oliver: da fuq you just say?
Tyler: what u think I say * snaps fingers, sassily*
Oliver: bish, puh-lease-
Melody:* cuts him off* bish, puh-lease I am way 2 kool 4 you freaks!
Tyler: wellz, your already mine, bruh!
Melody: uh-huh
Oliver: wellz, imma interupt before thingz get ' serious' * pushez them slighly apart*
Tyler: dun push me away from me bae
Melody: I'm his bae!!!!!
Tyler: yepz * hugs her*
Melody and Oliver:* awkward silence*
Tyler: is my awesomeness getting to u?
Oliber: never has never will, douchebag
Melody: haters gonna hate!
???: get your fucking ass over here, Fuckass
??? #2: Gam2ee get back here!!!!
Gamzee : no motherfucking way, motherfucker!!!!
??? #4: karkitty this isn't working
Karkitty: don't fucking call me ' Karkitty' it's Karkat to you, Fuckass
??? #2: 2ut the fuck up, KK
Melody: I HEAR VOICES!!!!!!!!
GAMZEE: :o) HoNk
Melody: damn motherfucking right :o) honk, bruh
Melody&Gamzee: * highfive*
Oliver: I ship it pail
Tyler: Fuck nah
Melody: wut?!?!?!?
Karkat: why would you ship that, Fuckass?!?!?
Sollux: e2actly!!!
Melody: bruh, no 1 was talkin to u
Karkat: that isn't how you fucking spell it! * breaks 4th wall to pieces*
Author 1 ( melody): bruh, I dun give no shits!
Author 2 ( olivia): AWESOME BITCH FIGHT!!!!
Karkat: ok, you can go back to writing this piece of shit story now!
Author 1: bish, puh-lease I'm FAB
Auther 2 : calm your tits cheese * smiles lazily*
Karkat: da fuq?
Author 1: Bye bai~ * proceeds to put 4th wall back together*
Karkat:* smashes it again* u stayin right fucking here!!!!!!
Author 1: TT.TT but, we gotta write this story
Karkat: u r now proceeding to shut the fuck up
Auther 2 : ok but this story may do a fuckin 360 off the mutherfuckin handle
Author 1: I iz already here I am not leavin
Melody: so, anyways.... Who da fuq r u ppl?
Authors:* in background eating popcorn and writing said story*
Karkat: I'm am your god, karkat, FEAR ME!
Author 1: bish, dun lie u r not MY GOD!!!
Karkat: SHUSH YO FACE!
AUTHOR 1: MY FACE SHALL BE SHUSHED!
Auther 2 : >:?
Melody: shut up, author-san
Author 2:* drags author 1 2 the background 2 fuckin finish writing this chapter all fuckin ready*
Sollox: I'm 2ollux '2up
Nepeta: :33 I'm nepeta! It's very mice to meet you!
Authors: c what we did there? No. Ok, we'll leave now.
Gamzee: I'm GaMzEe :o) honk
Melody: Miracles, bro
