you got a new vido game it be called "hating simulator."
i okay.
you put it in your mint condition ps1 and began to play. you got the game from yor local mall, it was in a rando box at game store. there was a post it note on it that said like "dont play this game cus its like cursed destroy it baby girl."
its just prolly some marketing trick.
oh yeah so you began playing da game. you start it. and began playing. :)
oh also before we start actually playing it you saw a cheat code on the case of the game. left right left right x triangle.
you uhm start it up and do dah code. then your console lights up blah blah and then a man appears GASP
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its the dude on the cover of the gameee what was his name..uh pie man? god uh senpai. god thats not a name. is he a teacher? no hes a student. senpai means like teacher right?- oh god hes sparkly as heck
"AÆH MY EYES-" you yell
"whats wrong?" he says in a default anime boy voice.
"YOUR SO SPARKLY."
"well that aint my fault ms gurl."
he sassy.
"excuse meee arent you supposed to be some dreammyy anime dating sim boy?"
"oh yea- umm Oh hello fair maiden what brings you here, to what i presume is your household!"
"oh because i live here sir! a question if i may, what the hell?"
