The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle
She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the officeBlitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth
Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!!
She snaps the axe in half and laughs. Millie walks over near the rest of the group
Blitzo: Well, I'd say that was one of our best jobs yet, Wouldn't you say so too, team?
Moxxie: Are you kidding me, Sir?
he removed a tree branch from behind his left horn. The smaller imp was covered in mud, grass, bruises, and bite marks all over his body.
Moxxie: Not only did you trick me into being bait for those guard dogs, but you also left me behind to get chased, mauled, and even pissed on by those bullmastiffs
Blitzo: well at least we got the job done! Now come on! Drinks are on me! Now Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.
Millie: [gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes
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Helluva toy story
FanfictionIt was a typical day for moxxie and Millie, but suddenly a strange portal sucks them up from their world and now are stuck as action figures in a world where toys come to life when humans aren't around. Now stuck in these forms, the two imps must le...