We open at the local chicken restaurant poultry palace as the cashier gets Bonnie and her mother their meals
Cashier: Small fry, and here's your toy.
Bonnie: A Zurg belt buckle? Can I get a Buzz Lightyear instead?
Cashier: We're out of Buzzes.
Mrs. Anderson: Well, can she have that one?
Cashier: Sorry, those are for display only.
Mrs. Anderson: Thanks anyways. Come on, Bonnie.
Mrs. Anderson and Bonnie go to a place where they can eat at a table. We then zoom in to see the display meal toys
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Fun Meal Buzz: See, I told you we're never gonna get played with.
Fun Meal Zurg: But we're just here to sell chicken.
Bonnie: *off screen* All right! Ball pit!
Fun Meal Buzz: Hey, hey, wait a minute.
He looks at Bonnie splashing in a ball pit.
Bonnie: Splash!
Fun Meal Buzz: I think I just found our ticket to playtime. Come on, let's go!
Fun Meal Zurg: Oh, I better not. I don't wanna get in trouble with the chicken people.
Fun Meal Buzz: Fine, you stay here with the belt buckle. *takes his wrists off his feet* Me, I'm gonna get played with! *opens a door* See ya, Zurgy!
Fun Meal Buzz leaps out and Fun Meal Zurg and Zurg Belt Buckle is left alone.
Fun Meal Zurg: Oh, boy.
Zurg Belt Buckle beeps.
Bonnie Oh no, hot lava!
Bonnie closes his helmet, throwing Buzz, then they slide down
Bonnie: Splash!
Mrs. Anderson: Bonnie!
Bonnie: Coming!
Rex: I love playtime!
Buzz: It's a little unsanitary but, ho!
Buzz disappears, then Fun Meal Buzz appears.
Fun Meal Buzz: Playtime's the best!
Mrs. Anderson: *o.s.* Bonnie, don't forget your toys.
Mrs. Anderson takes Rex and Fun Meal Buzz, then they go home.
Trans. Int. Bonnie's room
Bonnie Hi, toys! Bye, toys!
Bonnie puts her backpack in and leaves. Rex appears out of her backpack
Rex: hi everybody! we're home!
Blitzo: welcome back! And how was your playtime?
Loona: (sniffs) and whoo boy! Who the fuck smells like chicken fingers? God that stinks!
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