Hard as a rock (Y/n)

What!?

I got in my prettiest clothes and put on my prettiest makeup, I couldn't wait to see my master. I have been his loyal discord kitten for months now. 🥺🐈

I waited and waited, until I heard the doorbell, and dashed to the door. 

Finally, I get to see him, I have been waiting for this moment as long as I've known him.

Slowly I creek open the door, eyes closed, not ready to see him.

"Hi kitten 😈🖤." I heard his sexy voice.

I pictured his looks again, mouth drooling.

Slowly I opened my eyes, and low and behold, master Arn-

DWAYNE JOHNSON?

"W-w-w-w-w-what!?" I screamed.

"Kitten...🥺"

"You're... not... A...Arnold 🥺🥺😭."

I fell on the floor, betrayed, lied too. How could such a thing happen?

"Yes I am kitten... Its me... Xxpussyslayer69xX... 🥺🖤🖤" I heard Dwayne speak, but I wasn't listening.

"No. No, no, no, no... NO! What did you do to Arnold!? Did you hurt him!? 😡😡☹️🥺" I cried.

"I am Arnold, don't you see! 🥺 Please y/n."

"No. Y...you're a liar, and I...I'm a fool 🥺." I should have never trusted him, I knew it was too good to be true.

"B-but-" He tried to explain but i didn't want to hear it.

"Get out of my house. 😡☹️"

I pointed to the door.

"But kitten... 😭😭😭"

"I'm not your kitten anymore; DWAYNE 😡." I yelled at him, he annoyed me. It was over.

"Please. It's me. The rock. Don't you see? You want me! Everyone does! 🥺🥺🥺"

I cried, and kept crying. I didn't want him. I never did. He's only second on my blad guy tier chart.

"I don't. I never wanted you. I never will.  Pitbull is the best bald guy. Not you! Don't you see!? 😜"

"Pitbull. I'm so much better than Pitbull. At everything. Being a master, cooking... sex 🥺🥺😈🖤."

I've always loved Pitbull, he's worldwide! Mr worldwide! Not just a rocks. Rocks are useless. Like pebbles.

"DWAYNE NO. Get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops 🥺🥺🥺."

"B-b-b-but I'm... hard as a rock y/n. Hard as THE rock. Because I am the rock. 🥺🥰😛." Dwayne stumbled his words, his eyes turned red, about to cry.

"No. We're done, we're over."