Dysfunctional (Noco)

open the door pls

(this isn't the same universe as my other books btw unless I make one shots Abt it)

It was a little odd Cody thought
How this started happening every once in awhile

Whether they met up before a new season or it was a place they'd sneak off to and never bring it up to each other ever again he didn't know how to feel about it

When they did see each other privately
It mostly resulted in small kisses, hushed tones and talking about the most random things, what bothered Cody the most was that they weren't even together or at least he wasn't sure if they were

It was one of the many unspoken things it seemed so secretive, and that's what was preferred but Cody couldn't stop hoping for something perhaps a little more for the two of them or maybe they were serious?he didn't know they never really talked about it

...

"Um yeah I think I'm done for the night" Noah spoke quickly backing up as Courtney destroyed the monopoly board after Noah stole all her properties leaving her bankrupt and out of the game not that it mattered anymore

Gwen came back with a trashbag and passed it to Trent while she started picking up the destroyed game that was in pieces and tossed them in

"Oh wait a minute" Trent said grabbing the racecar figure "cool" Gwen responded and grabbed the top hat "Noah do you want one? Not like we can use them for the game anyway" both her and Trent laughed
"Sure" Gwen threw it over to him and it flew right past his open hand "thanks" he said turning around picked it up and stuffed the dog in his pocket

...

Noah was about 10feet from the cabins they were staying at which were way nicer than anything they previously stayed in until he heard somebody running towards him at a rapid pace

"I'm going to DESTROY you!" Courtney screamed swinging fire extinguisher towards him "wha-" Noah said surprised and mostly scared as he jumped back
"Better run nerd" Duncan shouted from inside the cabins swinging a key around his finger "asshole" he called back beginning to run down the dirtpath

Honestly he wasn't that fast but he was capable a little more agile then maybe he wouldn't have gotten close-lined by a branch while trying to dodge Courtney's swing

Luckily she tripped over him and face planted Noah couldn't suppress a laugh and that most likely made her more mad as she sneered and started flaring her nostrils like a bull

"Shit shit shit" Noah got a little bit of a headstart and kept running in a specific direction goddamn it I'm so close he thought as Courtney was gaining on him but he sighed of relief when he saw the small metal hut probably a stop for hunting as when they first found it there was a few smelly animal hides on the wall honestly he was quite impressed somebody managed to get the animals that lived on this island in the first place or they could have been shipped for decorative convenience of this hut bring in the middle of no where in the woods wonder if this is going to be convenient if we have a challenge here in the future

Wait why am I running..? Fuck fuck Noah Reactivated his brain to focus on the situation and turned the knob on the door to which it didn't open
He realized a certain somebody must be inside cause for all he knew him and cody were the only ones who knew about this place

Cody heard the aggressive banging and was pulled out of his thoughts and went to unlock the door unsure why it was so frantic

Noah barged in almost falling over "moan!"

Cody blinked "what?" "Just do it I've heard you moan before just do a weird high girly pitched one!" Cody obliged and well let out a random ass moan probably one of the weirdest things Noah has asked him to do

Then Cody was about to say something obviously a little flustered by the previous comment until Noah shushed him went stone faced looking partially regretful? And stepped back outside to see Courtney stopped in her tracks with her mouth hanging open "I'm almost afraid to ask but who's in there?" Noah shut the door behind him but not before whispering that he'd be right back "you don't wanna know"

Courtney set the fire extinguisher quietly on the ground and started walking back to where they ran from "are you coming?" Courtney asked and Noah nodded blank faced

"Woo um- sorry about that" she apologized nervously "you should be first I had to use any of my running skills to get away from you and now I'm never going to unsee what I saw" Noah knew the second part was a lie but Courtney didn't

"Well I'll never unhear that if you didn't take all my properties" she said sternly "then get good" Noah retorted with an eye roll Courtney sent him a death stare but Noah was not amused "hey don't get all worked up about it again 'pRiNceSs'"he said mocking Duncan's voice using air quotes and Noah continued egging her on "seriously the game isn't even that hard you're just bad at it even Trent was about to win while he was counting 9 the entire time" they were getting close to camp now where he could see his own group of friends "oh! And not to mention you were teaming with Gwen and still lost" that set her off much to Noah's amusement

Noah's not stupid or atleast not that stupid to set her off again and not have a plan for it before she couldn't even think about smacking him or something of the sort he rushed towards the campfire pit and gave Eva 4 small batteries for her mp3 player "protect me" he said laughing as Eva just held Courtney in place while she kicked and screamed "hey lizard man come get your little girlfriend" Eva yelled across the camp to Duncan who came outside to take a piss as the bathroom was occupied in their cabin

"Yeah whatever" he jogged over and slung Courtney over his shoulder as she still stared daggers at Noah she turned over to Duncan with an order to put her down and screamed "S-SNAKE!!" She shrieked aloud desperately trying to get away and managed to hit Duncan's nuts and dropped her in agony "chill out" he said in a cracked voice "it's my pet" before Duncan fell over on the ground wincing "ugh gross!" Courtney turned on her heel to go inside the girls cabin

"Thanks" Noah said before getting up he held his hand slightly up to high five Eva who quite literally almost broke his wrist
"Ow, dude know your strength" he said rubbing his hand where it stung "sorry" Eva shrugged

Noah began walking off before Owen called out "hey where you going buddy?" "Just.. on a walk" he replied quickly as he didn't want to keep Cody waiting for too long he's pretty sure he already wasted enough time riling Courtney up
No that was worth it

"Okay well we're all heading in now right guys? Yes? Okay!" Izzy announced "but I'm not ti-" "INSIDE" Izzy demanded kitty who put her hands up and started walking to the girls cabin "you too Eva let's go" Eva growled to which Izzy growled back

They laughed "how was that?" Izzy said excited Eva gave her a thumbs up and her face went back to it's stoned expression as she put in her earphones and went inside Owen already knew not to test Izzy so he said his goodnights to everybody and went off to bed

Izzy sent a whistle and smiled creepily at Noah he didn't know what that meant exactly but he didn't want to find out

(slowly reveals total drama cast 😈😈anyways I'm going to try to keep the pacing persistent until I get unmotivated and rush the ending of the story 😓 crossing my fingers to not)