Dysfunctional (Noco)

what a start

(8 chapters seems like a good flow with all of them being atleast 1000 words)

"Okay kids here's the deal-" Chris started before he heard Courtney clear her throat
"We're not kids anymore Chris Gen 1 is mostly  all 22 the youngest people here are crimson and Ennui" Courtney said in a matter of fact tone
"Let him call us kids makes him feel young" Noah joked making everybody laugh Chris cleared his throat a second time after the laughter finally died down

"Rude" Chris glared at all of them before his face sparked back up into a smirk
"Now before we get the cameras going here is the last of the contestants Justin and lightning depending on what season you're from these names should sound familiar" and Justin and lighting stepped out

The people from ridonculous race seemed confused "except for you guys who were never apart of my show until now" Chris seemed to be hinting at something maybe he was upset he didn't host that show and that Don did such a good job being a attractive snarky nonchalant host for the viewers

Chris cleared his throat and looked in his hand mirror to fix his hair and walked a good 15 feet away from the campers
"Look alive people as we're going to start off the first episode right.....now"

"Hey it's been a long time hasn't it?" Chris asked the camera
"I bet you guys were dying to see me again I missed you too so we're going to make this all about me Chris McLean"

"I'm joking obviously, so for this season of total drama let me introduce you to this summers cast" Chris started walking and the camera panned along with him to which the workers pushed Justin forward who still had his bags

They accidentally knocked off his sunglasses and he sent them a glare before putting on a show for the cameras much to Chris' delight "excellent now for our next campers were going to be starting off with the small spoilers we sent out"

Kitty and Emma were shoved forward kitty taking selfies and hosting a live stream about how cool this was

"Kitty and Emma!" Chris said snatching kitty's phone ending the live
"Hey I was using that!" Kitty protested

"Now, now kitty we know your personality is strongly based around this phone but unfortunately these aren't allowed during the show" Chris said dropping it in a basket one of his interns was holding

The interns started taking peoples electronics to which Eva growled and Courtney argued that her and Eva were allowed the MP3 player and Courtney's personal digital assistant in the other seasons so the intern didn't bother to take it from them and carried on

Noah and Owen were called on next to which Noah handed the phone to Chris reluctantly and it was dropped in the basket

"One of total dramas fanbase favourite duos Noah and Owen are at it again this season" Noah smirked at the camera and Owen waved something that came naturally to them how to act on tv after all they should be rather used to it by now

"For our next contestants we have another set of two people seemed excited to see this season after kitty revealed it on her post" shaking her phone at the camera
A urgent careful was heard in the background as Chris waited

"Um where are they"Chris said squinting at the group Infront of him
"Were behind you" crimson said in her normal voice making Chris jump "jesus- I Hello welcome to your first time here" Chris recovered smoothly

"Were pretty excited" Ennui replied
"Right"Chris said side stepping away from the goths

To yet another goth "Gwen hopefully this year you won't be as hated" Chris reminded and Gwen rolled her eyes "in the past" and she walked off Chris' expression went blank as they watched her leave and cut back to Chris

"You sure have a history here" Chris said as Courtney tried to shove Duncan away after he showed her some weird trick with his eye lid that flipped it inside-out but the interns put them back beside eachother making courntey scoff
"I'd imagine so it took forever and I still never won! But this seasons going to be different I can feel it" Courtney said a little scary she seemed close to her wits end after so many years of the torture this show caused to all of them

"You keep telling yourself that" Duncan challenged to which courntey glared "god I love you" and they started kissing eventually falling off camera

"Ok..? This is why you guys are still kids young adults are barely getting there" Chris remarked with a disgusted look on his face

"Let's get somebody normal around here please" Harold was going to walk but the interns shook their head and Trent walked up "well Im hoping for this season to be more pleasant than the last" Trent said kindly and Chris smiled

"Yep I can count on you sometimes Trent welcome back" they shook hands and Trent walked off to go find Gwen who was complimenting the goths make up and attire

"I'm grateful but stop" crimson said backing away from Gwen and Ennui followed foot and they left
Gwen didn't know what she did wrong and Trent said it was okay and that the goths were probably not used to the attention and Gwen nodded

Chris introduced Harold Zoey and Mike and also dawn who seemed out of it as she told Chris "something is going to end miserably here" and walked off with a sad expression on her face

Chris blinked and continued on forgetting about dawn and before Chris could even talk Leshawna was talking loud and prideful about everybody her friends her nervousness and excitement for what's to come out of this season

"Wasn't expecting the punch of thrill here today but what can you expect it is Leshawna"Chris stated and the interns gestured Cody forward next

"Well if it isn't the codester" Chris said snickering and Cody groaned
"Don't call me that" as it was beyond embarrassing "ok then how about, loverboy it seems fitting for some recent events" Chris hinted and the other contestants that were still around waiting to be introduced looked confused and Cody's face flushed
"Code-meister is fine" he said quickly but Chris didn't let him leave
"The fans at home seem to be crazed about a certain video that was released"
"I- excuse me?" Cody said rubbing his neck awkwardly
"Oh yeah it is pretty funny" Izzy said walking up basically bouncing with craziness and she pushed Cody away from the camera much to Chris' dismay as he wanted to tease him more

Cody gave Izzy a thumbs up for the save almost forgetting that she knew about the incident though he didn't know what video Chris was talking about but no doubt it had something to do with him and noah

Speaking of which where was Noah Cody scanned the area and saw the deck with the chairs and table where Noah seemed to be all but a little too close to Emma leaning forward to each other

Cody's jealousy sharpened for a moment before he decided to come sit with them intercepting between them by pulling a chair up "what are you guys doing" Cody asked

Noah sat back straight against the chair and he flashed his hands up
"Showing Emma my nails" Noah replied oh.. "not what I was expecting" Cody replied looking at the small details on then which looked to be keyboard symbols
"Are you judging me?" Noah said crossing his arms
"What? No I just- I think they're pretty your pretty- I mean uh they look fine" Cody panicked and Noah's face had a tint of rose he definitely caught what Cody Had said and turned away back to Emma
"Yeah I was joking" Noah confirmed laughing Abit

Emma smirked and whispered something in Noah's ears making his entire face turn red and Cody noticed I mean it was pretty clear to see the sudden change
Noah scoffed getting up
"Who cares? I don't" "

"Because that's believable" Emma stated sipping on her fruit juice and she got up and walked away Noah decided he would sit back down and talk to Cody

"What'd she say?" Cody questioned making Noah roll his eyes "doesn't matter" they fell into silence

"Do you wanna?" Cody asked and Noah looked up seeing Cody bouncing his leg looking quite antsy and realized what he meant "yeah sure"

(I messed up the posting schedule lol
But basically I'm going to try and post two chapters a day and if I have the time maybe more than 2 on the weekends)

(I almost forgot to post this cause I got a call when I posted irrelevant)