(parady of Royals by Lorde)
I've never seen a character in the flesh.
i cut my hand on book pages in the libary.
and im not proud of my tumblr,
in a torn-up URL, no follower fanpage.
But every fandom's like
bad mouth, fried brain, readin' in the bathroom.
Tear stains, big frowns, TV in the bedroom.
We don't care, we're marrying celebrities in our dreams.
But every fangirl's like,
Edits, fanfics, computer on your nightstand
Book feels, lives end, ice cream and nacho cheese.
We don't care, we're already used to all your stares.
And we'll never be Normaaaal (Normal)
it dont run in our blood
that kind of stuff just ain't for us
we want a fictional kind of buzz.
it makes us cooler (cooler)
The authors make us crazy.
And baby they're cruel, they're cruel, they're cruel, they're cruel,
But let me live a fantasy
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