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America was dared by brit to work as a substitute in a british school, starting with a primary school. (I don't know, I just thought of the basic idea then.)

America: alright kids, if someone's being rude or childish towards you, be the bigger person and walk away.

Soviet who came along to watch him fail miserably: oh fuck that, sink to their level, its alot more fun to see how angry they get.

America: NO SWEARING INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN.

Britain: they're british, they'll be used to swearing by now.

america: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE-

Britain: magic.

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