3rd pov(I think)
Suddenly Sid laid the nastiest shittiest piping hot fart of his life. "AHHHHH IM MAKING BROWNIES". Viktor startled, "honey, we must get to the hospital right away!"
*5 minutes later*
Doctor chan: it appears that sid the sloth is going into labor
Sid and vik: NANI???
But we're both amab... how is that possible?
Doctor chan: Idk tbh I'm gonna go smoke can you deliver the baby
Viktor: WHAT WHAT WHAT
Sid: HONEY!!! THE BABY IS COMING!!!
Viktor: push my love! For our baby!
*1 hour later*
Sid: I can't believe it... a baby- *dies*
Viktor: NOOO!!!!!
