Sebastian Smythe/ Barry Allen (The Best of Sebastian Smythe)

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"okay break time is over!" I say and everyone walks to their seat "okay now we have barry allen also known as his former alter ego sebastian smythe" I say 

[blaine is walking down the stairs]

Blaine: Of course it was you

Sebastian: No it wasn't, I swear. I turned over a new leaf remember? No more bulling, blackmail, or assault this year this year

"Barry!" caitlin yells but barry stays quiet

Blaine: That must be boring for you

Sebastian: Yeah it is. Being nice sucks

['The Best Of Sebastian Smythe' pops up]

[scene of them in the cafeteria]

"wait blaine is music meister?" cisco asks "who?" kurt asks "I will show you that later but now where reacting to sebastian" I say

Sebastian: Hey Blaine! Hello everyone else.

Kurt: Does he live here?

[scene changes]

Sebastian: Nice of you to show. Is whatever this is going to take long? I can't stand the stench of public schools

"barry we went to a public school" Iris says "and I stand by my comment" barry says

[scene changes]

Kurt: I don't like you

Sebastian: Fun. I don't like you either

[scene changes to where the warblers are dancing and singing]

[scene changes again]

Sebastian: well if it isn't the young Barbra Streisand old Betty Wilde. Where is gay cyclops?/

"barry!" Joes shouts "I know I know I was a real dick" he says 

[scene changes]

Sebastian: Sebastian smythe *holds hand out for blaine to shake*

Blaine: Hi are you a freshmen?

Sebastian: Do I look like a freshmen?

[scene changes...again]

Sebastian: she questions my honor. I demand satisfaction in warbler tradition

Santana: You wanna have a duel?

[scene changes...again]

Sebastian: oh hey kurt I didn't recognize you. Your wearing boy clothes for once

"barry that was rude!" Dr. wells shouts "your one too talk" barry says "what's that suppose to mean?" Dr. wells asks him "Judging by the video's I guess you'll see" barry says "You are correct barry" I say

[scene changes to Nationals]

{scene changes...again]

Sebastian: So crazy, I was sitting over there checking out this guy and all of the sudden I was like 'wait a second I know that hair' sup' buddy haven't seen you online

"barry?" caitlin asks "yes?" barry asks sweetly "what did you mean by that?" she asks him "by what?" he asks innocently "she means are you gay?" cisco says "no Im bi" he says and everyone goes quiet so I press play again

[scene changes...again]

Sebastian: Your gonna come down with Asian bird-flu or whatever Tina Blowhen Wang just had

Rachel: But that is-

[scene changes...again (smh)]

 Santana: It's time I show you a little lima heights hospitality

Sebastian: Unless you wanna join your relative in prison, that's probably not the best idea

"your one to talk" Dr. wells mumbles "watch it" I say

[scene changes again]

Sebastian: Blaine's to good for you. The New Directions is a joke and one of us has a hard luck of the gay face and it ain't me

"that's is rude barry" ronnie says "I know ron" barry replies

[scene changes...again for the 100th time]

[scene changes again]

Sebastian: Bummer about blaine, he was pretty. But he shouldn't have got in the way. That SLUSHIE was meant for kurt

[scene changes]

Sebastian: A drink in killer?

Blaine: Uh-oh

Sebastian: well I gotta run but take care of that warbler kurt *winks at kurt*

[scene changes]

Santana: The path to regionals

Sebastian: Us against the two of you? You really think your that good? Hope we teach that little public school of yours.

[scene changes...again for the 104th time]

Sebastian: You know what goes great with your new Dalton blazer? An Impromptu song

Blaine: wha- no

[scene changes...for the 105th time]

[Scene changes again]

Sebastian: Don't be modest. I was like 'I don't know who this blaine guy is but apparently he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream'

The new direction chuckles at kurt's comment "whore" kurt mumbles and barry's eyes starts watering but he wipes his eyes and no one noticed expect kara and oilver

Kurt: well, were rehearsing for the school musical and then at bedtime we do a vigorous skin slugger regimen together over the phone

Sebastian: And as sexy as that sounds

[scene changes]

Kurt: And you give a bad name to the entire gay community!

Sebastian: And you give the entire gay community cutting edge fashion that's usually only seen on Puerto Rican pride floats

[scene changes...again]

Blaine: You know your just so...you know out there

Sebastian: And that bashful school boy thing? Super hot. *winks*

[Scene changes]

Sebastian: what'd I tell you? Flawless

[scene changes for the last time]

Santana: how's it okay?! I just told you Blaine had to have surgery!

"Why did he have to have surgery?" Caitlin asks "you'll see" barry says

Sebastian: *smirking* It's okay because I didn't put any in this one *throws the Slushie on Santana's face*

"Barry Allen! Why did you do that" Oliver asks "Yeah mer-kat why?" Santana "oh shut it satan" Barry says "and he's back" I say "who?" Oliver asks "sebastian" I say then the screen lights up again









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