Person 1: do you have watsapp?
Person 2: no!
Person 1: do you have Facebook?
Person 2: no!
Person 1: do you have Instagram?
Person 2: no!
Person 1: what about twitter?
Person 2: noooooo!
Person 1: then what do you have?!
Person 2: a life!!!
Person 1: great I need it for candy crush!
