This is the tale of how mine and dracky nappy's relationship break occurred
A/N: guys this was so hard for me to write because I would never ever do this to my dracko wako woo pooey pie irl so I shed some tears and hyperventilated a wee bit but I brought myself together but I'm just saying that if you care a lot about wakey rakey draky, you might want to mentally prepare 😖😖😖😖😣😣😣☹️🙁🙁😣😣😖😫😖😣☹️🙁😣😖😖😕😕😟😔😔😞😔😟😟😟😞🙁☹️😣
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The great hall was dead quiet
What a perfect time to catch drake the lakes attention
So I walked in
And screamed
'DRACOOOOOOOOOO I HAD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUCH FUN BUBBA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Glass shattered
Tables collapsed
So did tumblewindow
But he'll die soon anyway so it's fine
I rapidly sprinted towards him
I leapt over multiple people of all shapes and sizes: fatties and flatties, giants and dwarfs
But nothing of any shape or size will get in the way of my future with nolackinthepack drack
Once I got to where he was sitting I pounced on his lap and super duper passionately smacked our heads together
I swear I meant to give him a juicy wet kiss but my excitable tendencies made me do otherwise
'THATS IT U FUCKING SLUTBAG OF PISS SHIT AND VOMIT WE ARE OVER'
'WHAT' I shrilly shrieked
No
No
No
I probably killed like
2/3 of his brain cells
He's not in his right mind he-
The stress got to me
And my heart
Stopped pumping
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Fixing brocken dracko
FanfictionMcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE
