chucky saying incorrect quotes

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Junior: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Tiffany: >:O language
Chucky: Yeah watch your fucking language
Lexy: Okay, who taught Chucky the fuck word?!
Devon: 'The fuck word'.
Nica: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Chucky: Oh my god they censored it
Devon: Say fuck, Nica.
Chucky: Do it, Nica. Say fuck.
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*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*
Junior: So how do you know the host?
Devon: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.
Tiffany: That BITCH!
Jake: I pulled them over for money laundering.
Chucky: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.
Oilver: They stole a baconator!
Tiffany: That BITCH!
Junior: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!
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Junior, to Lexy: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.
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