𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 [𝟕𝟏-𝟖𝟎]

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˚✧₊⁎ 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑫𝒀 ⁎⁺˳✧༚

71;  "Every time you show up danger follows."

72; "I said I was along for the ride not your bullshit."

73; "I love waking up next to you...and your bed head."

74; "Looking at you makes my brain hurt. Like a lot."

75; "If anyone needs me I'll be upstairs getting cosy with the vodka."

76; "You're an idiot, you're a bigger idiot, you're the biggest idiot and you might just be the smartest idiot."

77; "I have an ideaーstop screaming I have an idea."

78; "You are more gullible than a child."

79; "How have you not been killed yet?"

80; "Yes I know karma's a bitch but I am a bigger, more pissed off bitch."

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