Fetus fetus oh the fetus

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*Picture of me being weird*

I haven't been tagged yet, but I've seen this tag going around and thought it was perfect for me because you guys know I love the fetus.

1.) my brother had this friend named Johnny and Johnny was the only one out of all of my brothers friends that was nice to me and I was like in love with Johnny even though he was 11 years older than me and I remember I would pretend to fall asleep while we were watching movies on the couch or whatever and I would fake fall into his shoulder just so I could smell him because he smelled so damn good.(I was like 4-10 through this stage lmao) my brother and Johnny are no longer friends, but I kept in touch with him and still talk to him a lot lol.

2.) when I was like 7 my dad gave me the American idiot cd by Green Day and I used to blast it in my room and dance around to it lol. since then I've always loved rock/punk bands.

3.) when i was maybe 8 I fell in this patch of rocks and got a ROCK STUCK IN MY KNEE And I was really scared that I would have to get stitches so I picked it out of my knee with a fork EW OMF

4.) when I was 7 I was dancing around in the kitchen because I was really bored and the phone rang, so of course I danced over to it. I ended up dancing into a chair and breaking my ankle lmao

5.) I was one of those kids that "ran away" from home and my mom couldn't find me for like an hour but I was really just in the backyard crying under a tree

6.) when I was little I was deathly afraid of storms and I was also really scared of fire trucks/ambulances and would run into the house whenever I heard one

7.) I never liked dolls because I thought they were really creepy and whenever I would get one for my b-day from someone I would rip their legs, arms, and heads off

8.) I got "married" to my Elmo stuffed animal under the dining room table

9.) when I was one I got staff infection in my neck and almost died. I have a scar on my neck from the surgery I had

10.) my first celebrity crush was Joe from blues clues or Uncle Jessie from full house

Bonus fetus fact: when I was 5 my mom put me on ballet and my ballet teacher told my mom that she thought I had autism because I couldn't skip or jump over carpet squares

Fetus me was even weirder and more awkward than I am now haha

I tag: cubeclifford cuddIycaIum lewkhemmo falloutirwin squattmccall redflannels boldcolours NaturalEchos badlandsmuke and anyone else that wants to do it

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