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are you gay
why
because
this is important
it establishes weather or not i text you again tomorrow
thats not how you spell whether but damn okay
assuming i care
im assuming you care
answer the fucking question or a dog dies
whats its name
dude I dunno its ugly as hell tho
mood
anyway
answer the question you fucking question avoider
what kinda insult is that supposed to be
ANSWER THE QUESTION
okay okay
uhh
n
ye
no
i dont know
maybe???
good enough
you've recieved the gift of being texted tomorrow
since i know your little incel brain doesnt get any validation from normal people nowadays
why would that matter
you asked me if im gay
why would that affect what validation i get
also i like men bro if u rnt a man then this is worthless
YOU COULDVE JUST SAID THAT AND IT WOULDVE ANSWERED MY QUESTION YOU EFUIDSKVNMH<FKA<JMDZNV HF
please step off your keyboard and keep all hands and feet inside the cart
smh and the assuming im a guy too
at least ur right
shut up you mickeyt moysue looking ass you proavkly have the texture of their shtity 1ply toilet paper as your skin use some fucking vaseline you fucking cactus
what the hell lmao
what in the world did i offend
a god
no
yes
no
yes
...no
BUT THEYRE OOOONLYY HUMMAAAAAAN
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oh wow we're gonna play this game arent we
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bet
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a
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d
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g
you missed the letter f
also why in the star spangled banner did you decide to text me through whatsapp of all things
you blocked me on messages
oh
OH???????
what
YOU DID IT LIKE 20 SEONDS AGO HOW DID OU FUCKING FORGET OYU CHILD
why are you assuming im a child now
thats like the third thing you've assumed about me
my parents werent THAT irresponsible to give me a phone before the age of at LEAST 13
okay good
BUT HOW DID YOU FORGTET ALREADY
adhd
oh
that explains it pretty well tbf
yeah bitch
thats too far
what??
into the naughty corner you go
im not a kid though?????
too bad
we literally met yesgerday why aer you gdoing thigs
speak clearly bitch
my pgones is literally in the process of being orwnde in te sink
why are you "orwnde" your pgones in te sink
shuti teh fupc
but i wanna know why
shutty romated
slutty you say? ;)
you are a crime
what does that even mean i
;)
how dare you use my emoticons against me??
bitch
into the NauGHty COrneR youOUDFCOxxxxx---------------========\
what in the world
hey thats my catchphrase
stealing bitch
WHAT THE FUFK DUDE

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