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Benjamin. :)
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gmornin
oh hey it went through
wasnt expecting that
good afternoon more like
its like 5pm
what are you doing just waking up now??
what are you doing out of bed??
dont reflect my question back at me
ok :(
toby wants to meet you and normally if this happened I would say no
but honestly
I think he wouldn't be able to do too much damage to you
so its fine this one time
damage?? and yes let me meet toby he sounds great
hes not that great but whatever you say
ill just hand the phone to him when he comes home
wait so you sprung this on me and hes not even actually there
well yeah what was I supposed to do
put you on the spot??
okay that's actually really thoughtful what happened to you
nothing??
what do you mean
nothing nothing
you're just being sweet today is all :)
fuck off im allowed to be nice to my friends
dont act like fucking Jeff
jeff? hohoho? is this your side hoe?
NO?? TF LADY HES NOT MY SIDE HOE WHY DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SEXUAL
;) ;) ;)
OH MY GOD EW NO I KEEP IMAGINING IT STOP ITS SO BADDDDD HES SO UGLY
why do you say this jeff guy is ugly
what makes him worse than toby
oh god you've been typing for a solid 3 minutes
he like NEVER showers and its the grossest thing and i dont know how anyone can tolerate being within 20 feet of him, and his hair is so matted and dirty and its so gross like cmon man learn what a brush is i get that uve been an orphan since u were like 12 but thats kinda your fault yk and like his laundry never gets fucking done, our boss has to do it FOR HIM EVEN THOUGH HES IN HIS 20S ALREADY I SWEAR TO GOD THAT MANCHILD KNOWS N O T H I N GG GG G GGGGGGG HE BURNT FUCKING CEREAL ONCE I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW HE MANAGED TO DO THAT, THERES NO FIRE IN CEREAL??????????? ?GFIUHKGJD?? ?HE PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH AND I HATE THAT HES ROOMED RIGHT NEXT TO ME UHHZB<cmLKJ>KsdgfihdkmLKJEGSD>?/
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