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selcouth ; (streɪndʒ ) adj. odd, unusual, or extraordinary in appearance, effect, manner, etc; peculiar.
Let's say, hypothetically, you were bored.
Now, any person thinking straight would do exactly what you decided to do.
You texted...
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wHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH THE FUCKING SHRIMP?? HE LOOKS FINE
youre just judgemental
NO HE DOES NOT
LOOK AT HIS STUPID LITTLE EYE
HE HAS FUCKING EYEBROWS
LOOKS SO SAD FOR NO REASON
HE DOESNT EVEN PAY TAXES
HE DOESNT PAY TAXES BECAUSE HES A SHRIMP, BEN
also why did you give the shrimp he/him pronouns
I DONT CARE
LOOK HOW STUPID HIS FUCKING LEGS ARE
THEYRE SO SMALL
SO USELESS
WHAT WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO DO WITH THOSE LITTLE LEGS
NOTHING
STUPID FUCKING CRUSTACEAN
what the fuck dude that's so mean :(
do I look like I care? no
im offended
I thought you cared for me
is this gaslighting
no
you just insulted a perfectly fine photo of my cousin roderick
HIS NAME IS RODERICK?? LIKE THE GUY FROM DIARY OF A WIMPY KIDS??? YOURE RELATED TO A SHRIMP???
first off
hes a cool dude
second off
nobody says second off
shut up
second off, diary of a wimpy kid has such a weird fucking name
and can we not forget how manipulative greg heffley is
that's true
he was so fucking mean to rowley
and for what
I dont even fucking know
like yeah the kid used a booster seat in highschool
but he was so unnecessarily mean to him :(
DUDE LITERALLYYYYYY
he bullied that kid so bad
exactlyyyyyyyy the only character who actually has a fucking problem is fregley
is that the freckle kid
yes
yeah I agree then
why would I ever want to "see your secret freckle" dude
that's so fucking weird
literally he was the weirdest fucking kid
but back on rowley
im pretty sure he was autistic
oh?
yeah
I saw a lot of symptoms in him
especially with how socially unaware he was
ohh I can kinda see it now
that's really clever
thank you :D
but like genuinely what was Gregs problem
if I was a depressed high schooler with a kick ass band I would do the exact same thing roderick did for his science project
didn't he "record" the difference in growth between a regular teenager and one in space and it was literally the same exact thing and he didn't go to space
well yeah
dude I really wanna hear what kinda music löded diper would have made
there's the movies
dude the movies suck I dont take any of those as canon
there's a canon in the diary of a wimpy kids series?
ofc its a book series its gonna have a canon
im sorry that I dont read fanfiction
well too bad for you, I do
and you're gonna like it
no
I will not
anyways
what's the route to parental controls on your phone
