Dick's best friend was Tiny Tampon who's real name was Anal Hitler.He helped Captain Condom fight crime by protecting
people from unprotected sex,and diseases
like HIV,STD,and HERPES.They also had help from their master who's name was masterbate.He was the one who turned them into super heros.One day the heros
were looking for crime,they saw through a window and saw a girl named Francisco
Prado with a giant dildo up her vagina and
her vagina was bleeding.Frankie yelled
"Oh god my vagina hurts".The team knew it was Docter Dildo the girl that killed the girl at the Mcdonalds bathroom named Sanjay Dharwal.
