chat fic from hell

This generation's Einsteins have been summoned

Lix:

Hey dudes,

If chickens are plural, you say two chickens

And if it's singular, then it's a chicken

But if you have none, then it's zero chickenS

SO DOES THAT MEAN ZERO IS ACTUALLY GREATER

THAN ONE?

Jisung:

Bro

Lix:

Bro

Li:

It is too karabasting early for an existential crisis

...

Also technically the voice in your head doesn't need air

So you could scream eternally without having to pause

Jisung:

bRo

OMG U 2 ARE GENIUSES🤯🤯

Chan:

ohmylord its not the time for this now

100000002:

I have another questionnnnn

Lix:

Go on kid

100000002:

Ok, so if we can see water but not air, does that mean

fish can see air but not water?

Jisung:

...

OHMYGOD WE JUST FOUND ANOTHER EINSTEIN IN

THE CHAT

Chan:

You guys are actually crazy

Li:

all the good ones are

Lix:

Hey kid, he actually kinda cool

What's ur name?

100000002:

Oh right, I wasn't here for that conversation

My name is... Jeon

Jisung:

Broadcasting news

A trio named JeonLiLix is supposedly the new

"Einstein" of 2019

Chan:

Can you not my brain is hurting rn

Jeon:

Hey guys, I have another question

Why do we go ON a bus, and ON a train, but go IN

a car??

Li:

OOH

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ONE

You can stand on a bus and a train so you get ON it

You cant comfortably stand in a car so you get IN it

Jisung:

Dudes

Lix:

Bros

Jisung:

I like them, they're keepers

Lix:

We aint letting any of our bros go chief

Li:

I'm actually technically a sergeant soooo...

Chan:

...I'm gonna die if I hang out with those 4