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liljane: i know most of u hate me but if someone would be so kind to lend me a charger i would be extremely greatful

sincerely, the big bad scary death eater who happened to have treated almost all of y'all's injuries last year

send answers ty babes ❤️‍🔥

b
what happened to your charger
this time?

lily j
fucking gryffindor little pea brain
ginger monstrosity thought it would be
hilarious to try and throw a stinging hex
at me but hit my fucking charger while
it was plugged in the wall

teddy
stop
is that why the electricity
went out before

lily j
yes

ry
that's rough bro
i'm not giving you another
charger tho

pans
and neither am i

ry
it's like you fucking eat
them or something

teddy
that doesn't sound like it
would taste very good

b
it doesn't, does it

lily j
fuck you two
blaise you got an extra charger?

b
who me?
nope

teddy
yes you do
there's like 100 of them there

lily j
blaise zabini
are you lying to me? 😱

b
nope
i'd never lie to you lily j

teddy
he's so lying to you

pans
you can tell by the forced
nonchalance

lily j
i thought you were different blaise
breaking my heart here

b
lily j...

teddy
blaise rn: 👁👄👁
also blaise rn: 🤭

ry
even blaise doesn't want to give
her a charger bc even he knows
she breaks them once a week

b
nope never said that

pans
yes well we're slytherins
we're bred to read between the
lines

lily j
i hate all of you
my phones at 20%

pans
sounds like you problem

ry
so you should fix it

lily j
goodbye y'all
it was nice talking to you

teddy
damn why y'all so bitter today

b
lily j come get a charger ffs

lily j
maybe i don't want your pity
charger

teddy
my gods

ry
lilian
jane
o'malley

lily j
ryann
mae
odeja

b
it's not a pity charger
come get the charger bc i don't
wanna hear you complain when
your phone dies

teddy
draco would be the one to give you a
pity charger

lily j
yeah u right u right
okay zabini bring the charger to me

b
bruh what

ry
where is malfoy

pans
shit wait where'd he go

lily j
i was almost cursed by weasley
i'm too traumatized to move blaise

teddy
did draco die?

lily j
no he's in detention

b
ur joking right
come get the charger urself

ry
WHAT

pans
what did he do

lily j
no u bring me the charger
& he hexed weasley for me

ry
how honorable

teddy
nah that mf has been waiting
years for this

lily j
HAHA TEDDY
he put all of his ferret-y energy
into hexing him

pans
who's he got detention with 

lily j
pomfrey

pans
at least last year went to good use

b
lilian come get this charger

lily j
no bring it to me

b
lilian

lily j
blaise

b
lilian

ry
ffs i'll come get the damn charger

b
thank you ryann

lily j
thank you ryry!!

dragon
holy shit apparently i hexed
weasel so hard he was vibrating
oh yeah detention was fun btw
ur welcome O'malley

AUTHORS NOTE
I have no clue how to continue but oh well