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lily j
so anyone wanna ya know
avada kadavra me

ry
good lord what did u do now

pans
uh no green flashy lights today

fave weasel

pans GINEVRA

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pans
GINEVRA

ry
no ginny

lily j
YES ginny
giving solutions

fave weasel
do u want me to press it?

lily j
yes

ry
NO

pans
NO

fave weasel

ry STOP EVERYONE LOOKS SOCONFUSED

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ry
STOP EVERYONE LOOKS SO
CONFUSED

pans
SHE LITERALLY DROPPED LIKE
U ACTUALLY HIT HER WITH IT

ry
DRACO LOOKED SO SCARED

pans
BLAISE IS DYING OF LAUGHTER

ry

fave weasel ladies and gents, I present comedic relief Lilian Jane Omalley

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fave weasel
ladies and gents, I present comedic relief
Lilian Jane Omalley

lily j
COMEDIC RELIEF??
COMEDIC RELIEF??

fave weasel
Oh look she came back to life

lily j
yeah u better watch im coming for ur
boyfriend's job AND his girl

pans
DAMN

ry
well
that was one big uno reverse card

pans
the kind only Lilian could give

fave weasel
ur really going to try and compete
with Harry Potter, the-boy-who-lived-twice,
aka the defeator of Voldemort?

lily j

panshonestly if anyone could defeat Potter it would be the girl who spit in Voldys soup every night

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pans
honestly if anyone could defeat
Potter it would be the girl who
spit in Voldys soup every night

fave weasel
I'm sorry, WHAT?

ry
omg I forgot about that

lily j
I didn't it was one of
my biggest accomplishments

fave weasel
pls I need more info on this

ry
if we were punished, he used to
make us act like elves to show
us that we had no rights essentially

pans
and while most of us liked this more
than actually being punished

fave weasel
I thought he like tortured his followers

ry
he did we were just too valuable to
damage

fave weasel
um-

lily j
anyway...
I hated the fake ass punishments
and since I always had to make
the food because I was the only one
who could cook I was always around
his meals 

pans
no one knew she was doing it until
theo went to go get the food one day
and caught her in the act

fave weasel
oh merlin
not Theodore

lily j
technically its Theodore Nott ;)

ry
ignore her, we do
So, theo comes out of the kitchen
red in the face, not breathing, looking
like an idiot

lily j
fuck u ryann
But then I hear him rush back into
the kitchen, silence it, and then let
out this loud as fuck laugh

pans
we all rush in to see what's happened
and we find the two of them, stomping
around, slamming their hands on the
counter, silently laughing

ry
Now we're all confused asf
but lily j lets out this wheeze and we
all fucking lose it with them

pans
But yeah lily j spit in Voldys soup

lily j
multiple times

fave weasel
...
Voldemort's prized possessions everyone

AUTHORS NOTE
sorry for such a late chapter update!

AUTHORS NOTE sorry for such a late chapter update!

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