Question whatever; Marcel: Marry me please
Marcel: awww Leeroy, we're already married!
Leeroy: but still. Let's get married again.
Rocky: I'm illegally allowed to lead the service.
Leeroy: Rocky you've been arrested four times. Stop talking.
Rocky: Rude.
Leeroy: you live in my basement. Shut up.
Bexx: pop off, Leeroy!
Harry: just- fake getting married.
Louis: I wanna be the ring bear
Harry: ring bearER
Louis: Never watched iCarly, H?
Harry: oh-
Author Rocky: I'll lead the service.
Rocky: why?
Author Rocky: Cause I'm the damn author.
Leeroy: I must prepare a dance. *intense Leeroy-ing*
Niall: I'll get food.
Zayn: No- me and Liam will get food.
Bexx: I'll get suits- and a dress for Harold.
Harry: you're too kind.
Louis: I've never seen you in a dress before hmmmm.
Harry: yes you have.
Louis: ruinin' my fun.
Rocky: I'm best man!
Marcel: Leeroy- Bexx is back.
Bexx: it's Britney bitch
Rocky: material gorl
The Electrician: Rocky there's a cum stain-
Rocky: mate not now!
Louis: is that the electrician??
Rocky: no-
The Electrician: yes.
Louis: ha!
Liam: four times?
Rocky: we've moved on from that, Daddy Direction.
Zayn: oi he's mine!
Author Rocky: HURRY UP!
Rocky: it's you trying to get the word count up.
Author Rocky: I swear-
Rocky: Don't fucking swear, swearing is very fucking bad you dick.
Bexx: you're hilarious.
Rocky: thank you.
The Electrician: I'll be in the basement.
Author Rocky: Alright; Leeroy. Do you take Marcel to be your unlawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold, to kiss and to fuck. For as long as you can take it?
Leeroy: I do.
Author Rocky: Marcel, everything I just said?
Marcel: I do.
Author Rocky: you're now married! Yay! Snog.
Meeroy: *snogging*
Rocky: an electrician is waiting on me- bye!
Louis: Harold- Let's go fuck.
Harry: ok then-
Bexx: Why am I alone? Ziam are kissing, Meeroy are snogging, Shiall is- fucking? I can't tell. Larry Stylinson and Roctrician are fucking. Larry the Cat is seeing his lady friend. I'm alone! Oh Jesus Christ- it's- Rocksworth? No- CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS THE ELECTRICIAN??? AUTHOR ROCKY WHY?
Author Rocky: 1) It's funny. 2) Rocksworth for life 3) IT'S FUNNY.
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Our Hands are Tied
Fanfiction{completed} Read the prologue- Not technically my original idea *read the prologue to understand* Louis is loud and unpredictable, Harry is nerdy and like an open book- they hate each other. When the two are handcuffed- the expectation is alot more...
