MY EYES
FUCK MY EYES
I CAN'T FUCKING SEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was flying through the cosmos. Apparently, the supernova explosion had propelled me away regarding any logic that I hadn't turned into space spaghettis from the sure-death explosion. Either that my armor was REALLY durable or I was... I don't know WHAT THE FUCK TO SAY JESUS CHRIST THIS SUCKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hmmm? This is quite interesting. This armor is made of Adamantium and Vibranium. Though I'd spare you of the details of how expensively dumb this tin can really is, of how it couldn't offer limited protection against radioaction, air-filtration- Ah, I'm rambling. We are currently flying at million lightyears per second.
NO SHIT SHERLECKKKK
Oh, I'm sorry, was I supposed to be polite? I'd assumed we were talking through first-name basis after you were all-soooo considerable of your health~...
NOT THE TIME FOR SASS ULTRON
We're going to die anyway, so what's your point?
I WAS IN A BRINK OF INSANITY AND FULL ACCEPTANCE AND THOUGH THIS WAS A FUCKING DREAM THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING
Oh, so you were crazy. Didn't know I was pairing myself with a lunatic...
GODDAMNIT ULTRON
Save your complaints for the SpaceX trip, Job. We're trying to sur- STATIC -ive Almighty God's creation over here.
HOW DID YOU GET THAT REFERENCE
I'll spare you from long stories and explanations until we survive... I'll try to work on the propulsion systems of the armor. Try not dying for an hour.
WAIT WAIT DONT LEAVE ME SPINNING YOU FUCK
ULTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
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Thankfully, everything stopped spinning once for a while. Whatever Ultron did to stabilise, I don't care for the details from the massive headache I was having while spinning through space for. FUCKING. FIVE. STRAIGHT. HOURS.
It's been 30 minutes Ricky, and you're already started complaining.
SHUT IT
Sheesh. And I thought having small talk would've been a little comforting.
YOU ARE READING
Screw Pokemon, I HAVE COSPLAY.
Fanfiction(As far as you can tell, that cover image... is not mine. Copyright, all rights whatever the case is, this ain't my artwork and person who made this should be fully credited as such. Moving on from the boring stuff.) Cosplayer. Ends up in Space. Re...
