I'm Back- Who Da Faq is This Snake-B***h? (Male OC X Dropkick on My Devil)

Chapter 1: Reunited, New Faces, and Second Blood Already!? THIS AIN'T R*MBO!?

Kujou: Huh. That was rather nice of the old man to sell me this at a discount. I did think about twinning with her for our reunion.

I hold my hand up in the air as I observe the bracelet of beads I'm currently wearing on my wrist. It shines quite nicely in the sky despite being sold at a street store.

Kujou: For some reason, I can feel something supernatural about this thing. Maybe it's because of the shit I went through during my service, maybe it's nothing. Oh well, I'll deal with it later.

I let down my hand and pull out a slip of paper from my pocket.

Kujou: Now let's see...the note from Dad says that she's at this address...how do I get there again...?

Meanwhile, in an apartment, a red-haired goth lolita girl is currently making sure she looks good in front of a mirror while also whipping a blonde and naked lamia into making lots of food. Alongside them, there is a lively minotaur girl and a girl in royal Egyptian-themed attire helping them out.

Goth Girl: *Whips* Are the sushi done yet? *Whips*

Lamia: OW!!! Y-yeah! OW!!! They are! OW!!!

Goth Girl: *Whips* The tonkatsu? *Whips*

Lamia: OW!!! M-Minos is-! OW!!! Working on that! OW!!!

Minos: I-It's almost d-done!

Goth Girl: *Whips The miso soup? *Whips*

Lamia: OW!!! M-Medusa got it! OW!!!

Medusa: I-it'll be ready s-soon!

Goth Girl: *Whips* Good. *Whips*

Lamia: OW!!! By the way...OW!!! Why are we cooking? OW!!!

Goth Girl: *Whips* My dad called me. *Whips* He told me that... *whips* ...Onii-sama... *whips* ...is coming back. *Whips*

???: Oh? I didn't know you have a brother?

Minos: No kidding about that, Pekola! What's he like, Yurine?

Yurine: *Sighs and whips* The best big brother... *whips* ...any girl can ask for. *Whips*

Medusa: Ohhh. Is he really that amazing?

Yurine: *Whips* We would travel... *whips* ... around the world together... *whips* ...uncovering ancient weapons... *whips* ...of old and great powers... *whips* ...every time we find one... *whips* ...he would let me have it... *whips* ...we would even... *whips* ...spar afterward. *Whip*

Pekola: Wait, spar!?

Yurine: *Whips* Yep. We would spar... *whips* ...with me using the weapons... *whips* ...we found on that same day.

Minos: Wow! He sounds super strong if he can keep up with you!

Medusa: And he sounds super nice too!

Pekola: Just what kind of dark powers does he harbor if he's a match for you...?

Lamia: OW!!! Urusai (Shut up)...OW!!! Damn fallen angel. OW!!! I had to...OW!!! Only deal with...OW!!! Yurine. OW!!! Now I also...OW!!! Have to deal...OW!!! ...with her brother too!? OW!!!

Minos: Well knowing you, Jashin-chan, that would be a pain for you.

Lamia: OW!!! Hmph! I bet...OW!!! He's just a...OW!!! Weak human. OW!!! Nothing special about him. Hm? Whew! The whipping finally stopped.