Chapter 2 Flirting You This Life, Dating You Next Life

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Saraleo! Salawad! Saraleo! SA-LA-WAD!!!!!!
The moment I arrived in my room up until now, I didn't call his name with anger,
not even for a second. I feel like someone spit into my face and just left like nothing
happened. Leaving cool people like me standing in a temple for a long time.
My friends are all laughing happily, patting my shoulder comfortably and saying that
it was fine. That bastard buffalo's head is really big. Compared to being followed by
Green, it is even more difficult to approach Sarawat .
A few moments ago, the Sarawat fan group had moved their operations area to the
#TeamSarawatWives group. It is a private group wherein all members are adding
and exchanging each other's information about him and pictures of him without
his knowledge.
Seriously... This is definitely an alien group. They are totally out of this world.
It took a long time to find his name on Google. I could not find anything other
than information that he was on the list of high achieving students in the Faculty
of Political Science and his achievements won the classical guitar contest from
Siam Motor Groups. Fortunately, Ohm has included me in the group to make it
easier to track information about Sarawat. Be it class schedules, address, hobbies,
or people who have fallen in love with him. I'm afraid of their ways, because this is
really the work of a stalker.
Ting!
I sat quietly for a long time. I am also getting bored with the girls who send
messages to get acquainted. Unfortunately, most of them are not eye-catching. So I
can't invite them to be my girlfriend just to fool Green Snackkiki. To be honest, I
still pictured his face even though I only saw his Facebook name, so until now I
still don't want to accept his friend requests.
Nara Thanatip
Tine
Even though I am only a first year student, I am very popular among girls!
Tine TheChic
Yep?
Nara Thanatip
Do you like boys or girls?
Why are you asking me like this?!
Tine TheChic
Girls, for sure.
Nara Thanatip
Is it true? What a relief!
Tine TheChic
What's wrong?
Nara Thanatip
I saw you in #TeamSarawatWives group and it surprised me.
Tine TheChic
Oh, my friend put me in that group.
I'm still wondering too. Who is Sarawat? 555+
Nara Thanatip
Good, I don't want you to chase Sarawat.
Tine TheChic
Why do you want me? 555+
Nara Thanatip
No, I want Sarawat.
That's all. Bye!
Tine TheChic
*sent a faint sticker*
*sent a mad sticker*
What is this? Asking things that are not important and then just leaving? If you still
dare to seduce me in the future, I will not pay attention to you. You approached
me since the beginning of the school year and now that you found a new pet, you
are leaving me like that? Damn. So I closed the message tab and called Ohm right
away.
"You... Hurry and find the Sarawat's number now! I will really catch him this time."
[What's wrong with you? Check your Line.]
" Huh? What the heck?"
[Something good is waiting for you.]
After that, he hung up and I immediately opened the Line app to check the
message sent by Ohm. So what he said was good stuff was just a picture with a few
words on it, but for me, this was the only way to send a message to the opponent
right now.
Sarawat_Guntithanon@gmail.com
Damn it! I'm like going back to the MSN era again.
I send him an email, introducing myself to make it formal. It's like I am applying
for a job...
Tine_ChicChic@gmail.com
To: Sarawat_Guntithanon@gmail.com
Subject: hi
Hi! My name is Tine from the Faculty of Law. We've met once. Do you have time? I want to ask a little help from you. Whether we can meet tomorrow, wherever, it's up to you. I'm ok
wherever and whenever...
I think that's enough, then click send.
Ten minutes later, I got a reply email on my phone. I immediately read it and his
reply turned out...
Sarawat_Gutithanon@gmail.com
To: Tine_ChicChic@gmail.com
Are you crazy? Make an effort to send an email just to ask for sex? Wherever? Go fuck with a
dog!
Shit! After reading it, my blood immediately rose. I quickly typed my reply and
cursed in all caps that my hand was almost tingling. It was like seven lines in total
but when I clicked send...
SPAM!
He spammed my email. Godammit!
Pitbull terrier and me, we are not so different now because I'd like to maul him at
the heels. What he did to me last night was really embarrassing. Now, my friends
and I are figuring out how to deal with it. I have nothing about Sarawat, no
number, Facebook, Instagram or even Twitter. He has none of these applications,
and my email was spammed. There is no way we can contact him. I am so hopeless
now.
"I think that cruel Sarawat is not the right person to help you." said Fong, frowning
as he steamed his eyes.
"He is not cruel. He's an asshole." That is my real feeling "It's very difficult to approach him now. Make yourself all busy in the group
#TeamSarawatWives. After all, the people in the group will help each other. If
anyone finds his phone number and shares it, then we should take advantage of
that." Suggestion from Peuk.
But you know, four boys appearing in the group page of the devil's wife... that's
really embarrassing.
"Is there a better and faster way?" I asked them.
"If one of the girls has got his number, why do they have to share it with everyone?
They will definitely keep it for themselves. Idiot!" Fong has a point
"So after finishing psychology class, let's run to look for him in the central
building. Today, he has a class. In the afternoon, he will be at the Faculty of Law
and then he will go to the central building because he had an English class there." I
really, really admire Ohm when it comes to this. He can detect faster than wearing
his own underwear.
"Tine, do you understand what I said?"
"Sure. Don't repeat it again because I'll be confused."
"Okay. I'll go find something to eat. Do you want some?"
"No." I shook my head. I really don't want to eat something at eight in the
morning. But my friends are eating like a horse. So while waiting for them, I'll just
find ways on how to approach Sarawat.
"Tinneee~"
Oh, help.
I quickly turn to that terrific sound, preparing to run away from Green. But it's
probably hard to do that because he comes so fast like Usain Bolt.
"What do you want?" I ask in an angry tone. While trying to release my hand from
his grip.
His hands are more sticky than a gecko attached to the wall. Remove from this
hand, stick to the other hand. He did not appear when we were gathered. But when
friends went to eat, he suddenly appeared and caught me.
"I came and waited for Tine."
"I don't want to see you. Go away!"
"When will you change your mind?"
"What? I am not into you."
"If you are mine, I can give anything you want. If you want a house, I will give you
a castle, or if you want a mansion, I will build you a palace."
Damn! Even if you give me a mountain, I am still not into you.
"I don't want anything from you."
He is touching me from head to toe and I find it really creepy. Now, people
around here are starting to look at us. I am now trying to get out again.
"Let's have lunch together. I will take care of the bill."
"Leave me alone. I will go with my friends."
"Tine! Why can't you see the sincerity of my eyes?" I only see your false eyelashes!
"Stop dreaming. The more you get close to me, the more I hate you."
"Did you realize how I give you my sincerity?"
He is still going on, and taking the liberty of my hand to touch his nipple. Eww!
Don't cross the line like this.
"Let me go." I say, gnashing my teeth.
"No, Tine, Ahhhh..."
Stop that hell moaning! I really want to kick him down the chair! But I am
gentleman enough so I just leave him there and run away.
"See you in the afternoon." Green waved his hand, with a cheerful face. Maybe he
pleased the way my hand touched his nipple. Ewwww! That's ewwwwww!
"No need, I have an appointment." I turned and told him, with my feet still
running.
"With whom?"
"Obviously not you."
"Let's go eat!"
"You animal!"
"Thank you for the compliment, see you later, dear!"
How can I know where Sarawat is eating now? If it wasn't for this damn Green
running and tangling me, I won't need him. Damn!
For this time, this cool chic chic man named Tine has to look for him himself.
James Ji, Pope, and Mario can't come because they are afraid that they will mess up
and disturb the target.
And fate is in my hand because I found him sitting to eat with his friends at the
cafeteria. I became more excited in my heart because I finally saw this bastard. I
quickly went to sit at the table to his left and I focused on listening to their
conversation.
This guy is bloody hot. There are many snacks and gifts on the table, no space to
lay his arms on. Plus, the girls from every year keep coming to him like he is a
public elevator. But he keeps a straight face, Oh, God, I really surrender all to you.
Alright, the tough thing more than getting rid of Green is to get closer to Sarawat,
and then make him to be my partner in crime.
"Sarawat, I'll buy you some sweets."
"Thank you, but I don't eat sweets."
"Then what does Sarawat like?"
"I don't like anything."
"Don't like anything?"
"I don't like others to buy something for me."
Wow! It was very painful for that beautiful girl. I can't believe he dares to speak out
that kind of thing and doesn't give a fuck with anything. If I were him, I'd gladly
take all of the offers.
After sticking with Sarawat for almost two days, I realized some things about him.
First, he doesn't talk much. If you're not from his group, then he won't talk to you.
Second, this bastard is behaving very badly. No matter who or what item is given
to him, he will immediately reject it. Third, difficult communication. The only way
to talk to him is you have to meet him. If I could have his number, it would be
heaven for me. Fourth, even if he acts despicable, his die-hard fans still stick to
him because of his stunning face.
After one minute...
"Sarawat, may I ask for a photo?"
"Eating."
"No problem, just one shot, please."
"Okay. Give me the cellphone." He put his spoon on his plate and grabbed the
girl's cellphone. Why do people say that he doesn't like these things? Look at him
serving her now.
"Smile. 3...2...1..."
Click!
He immediately returned the cellphone to the owner and went back to eat, making
his friends laugh. These people ask to take a picture with you, not ask you to take
their picture.
I also laughed, that is so freaking funny. How about the photo that Sarawat took
for you, girl?
Three minutes later...
"My friend told me to ask you... this Saturday, the club registration will begin.
Which club will Sarawat register on?" This time, the question is from a first-year
girl who wore an ice cream-shaped badge.
"I do not know." The low voice answered indifferently, and then he rolled the egg
and put it in his mouth and ate it deliciously.
"Too bad. So, is there an activity that you like? I want to join a club with you." The
girl asked shyly, was it really your friend? It looked like you were the one who
wanted to know.
"What do I like? I like football, Muay Thai, archery, fencing, that kind of thing."
Damn! Why did you say that? Which girl would dare to play football, shooting
birds, Muay Thai, archery, and fencing with you? Do you need to isolate yourself
like this? And don't ask me how I can get closer to him, because it is hopeless now.
I know you guys can guess that.
I will wait here for a while. Wait until the time is right, then hurry up and approach
him.
"Sarawat, where are you going ?" One of his friends asked him.
"I'll go first. See you in class."
"Be careful with girls! Don't let them eat you! That will be a big deal. Hahaha!"
As soon as I watched his tall body and annoying face left, I rapidly cleaned my
desk and followed him..
"Hey. Do you still remember me?" After putting my cutlery into the cart, I quickly
turned to talk to him. Sarawat turned and looked at me immediately. Godammit! It
seems like he wanted to chew my head.
"What?" Oh, how friendly you are.
"I want to talk for a minute."
"I'm not talking to strangers." Sweet words.
"We just met yesterday. So, I am not a stranger. Just for five minutes, please?"
"Waste of time."
"Then three minutes?"
"Stop messing with me! You are so annoying."
He said that then turned and walked away. Damn it! From birth until now, I have
never been ignored by anyone. Seeing him run away, I immediately followed him.
At this moment, I felt Green's soul seemed to be joining me.
"Wait a minute. Let's just talk a little. I need your help."
"..."
"Sarawat, I'll ask for just ten seconds!"
Right now everybody is watching us, and most of them are girls. If I am not so
handsome like this, I guarantee that I will get my ass handed to me.
"Say it."
"I... I want you to help me... pretend to be..."
"Your time is up. Now, stop following me."
Then he left again, and again, and again! He made me look like a wind, out of his
sight. Damn! What the hell!
But someone like me could put my dignity aside. I hurriedly chased Sarawat and
grabbed his cellphone from his back pocket.
"What are you doing?"
Whoaaa! He's pissed off, and he finally wants to talk with me.
"Give me your number." I said while holding his cellphone above my head.
Sarawat looked angry, aren't we even now?
"What kind of tricks are you gonna play on me? Do you wanna get hurt?"
"Give me first your number, please." Just jerking the phone will make it wrong.
But I don't know the password. So I don't know how to unlock it.
"Why should I give it to you?"
"If you don't give me your number, I won't return this."
Because I am a little shorter than him, I need to stand on tiptoes and dodge from
him. This makes people around us start paying attention to us. But I won't give up.
"Give me back my phone now."
"Give me your number first."
"You want to play like this? Okay..." After that, he aggressively wards my hand off.
Because I feel a little bit shocked, I accidentally slipped the phone out of my hand.
And this is starting to be a tragedy. Everyone around there was also shocked.
Bang!
The sound of something heavy falling to the ground and then breaking. That is the
current state of Sarawat's cell phone.
"Er...ermm, I'm..."
"You!" Before he can finish the sentence. The tall body was very angry like he was
burning. He bowed his head causing our foreheads to meet. Then he pushed me to
the back and I almost knocked my feet off. If he doesn't stop walking now, I
probably walk backwards to the restroom.
"I didn't mean to break your phone." I said in a small voice while rubbing my
forehead.
"You stole it from my pocket. Is that not on purpose?"
"But you're the one who pulled my hand."
"Stop..."
"What?"
"Stop making excuses."
"Then I'll take responsibility for that. I will call my mother to ask for her money."
In confusion, I pulled my cell phone out of my pocket and then looked for my
mother's contact.
"No need." But he did a very rude thing. He took my cell phone away from me.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing?"
"This is my hostage. I am not sure if you try to run away."
"Are you scared?"
"I guess your phone has many chats from girls. If I wanna attack you, I can just
text them, right?"
"Damn!" I blow a fuse, reaching my hand to take my phone back. The war begins
in the center of the cafeteria. But with my crafty, I can lock my phone on his hand.
"It's been locked! Hahaha!"
"I don't give a fuck. You can take your phone back anytime if you are done fixing
my phone."
"Why? Come on!"
"Hold my words, troublemaker."
"Sarawat! I will keep eyes on you!" I yell him at the back. He leaves, waving his
hand with my phone. The only one thing I got is his broken expensive phone, and
I need to pay for it!
But all I want is his number...

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