illumi is gay as shit and he left his husband hikosa cause hes a fucking pedo and yeah
hikosa tried to fuck illumis little brothers boyfriend
thats fucking gross
anyways
L is just walking to the hunter exam and when he walked in he pulled a pin out of a dudes face cause yk he was bored and looked weird
"WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO U SHORT GINGER MF" said the poky dude
"im bored so shut the hell up" L said as he kicked the poky dudes shin
"thats fair tbh" said the poky dude
"yeah so shut the hell up bitch" L screamed
"im illumi you?" asked the poky dude aka illumi
"L" L replied
"cool" illumi said
three years later
L and illumi are now married n shit
but hisoka came back for illumi
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
okay so like hisoka and L fought and L won
f
k
dj
illumi and L lived happily ever after
