Captain Jerk

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Authors Note: who just loves Jasper's outfit in this? Also, sorry for the lack of Charlotte at the end

I'm at the kitchen table with, mom, Piper and Henry. Mom being dumb, she thought to put shushi on a pizza and to top it all we have to use chopsticks!

" so, who likes my special pizza?" mom asked the three of us

" uh... I don't think shushi really works as a pizza topping" Henry answers

" turn on the TV! Hurry! Turn on the TV!"

We turn towards the door to see dad rushing to the couch

" where's the remote?" dad asked himself, he fines the remote on the couch

" what's going on?" I asked him as we go over to the couch and sit down

" today, after work, I stopped off at that message place..." dad began to explained

" Rub Me Do?" Henry asked dad

" yeah" dad says, " and on my way out, a news reporter asked me a question"

" oh, honey, I'm so proud of you" mom smiles at dad, " I knew that one day--"

" ooh, shut up! It's on" dad turns on the TV and we see the news

The reporter asked him of how he feels about ban on plastic bag and he.. Let's just say due to his nerves he didn't do well, he always says ' such as' and something to it

" that was me!" dad smiles proudly when his part of the news is done

" impressive" mom said proudly

" yeah, nailed it, dad" Piper said sarcasticly

" wait wait wait, shh, shh, shh" Henry fast forward to the news that's about Captain Man

I sat up straight

The news talked about how Ray.. Captain Man, smashed two kids lemonade stand, first they were excited to meet him but Ray suddenly smash the kids stand after the girl answer his question of the lemonade cost a doller, now people call him ' Captain Jerk'

Henry turns off the TV and look down dissapointed of Ray

Why did he did that? It's just a dollar, if you don't have an actual dollar just make one out of coins.

" I never thought Captain Man would do something like that" I said dissapointed

" neither did I" Henry agrees, suddenly Henry's Whitz Watch beep, we look at each other and got up from our seats, " now we have to go"

" where are you two going?" dad asked us two

" uhh, such as" I answers

Henry and I both go out of the house and run to the Man Cave

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We met Charlotte at the way, after the horrible elevator ride we walk in to the Man Cave to see Ray, Gooch, Schwoz and Kira with tablets

" we're here!" Henry announced as we approached them

" did you guys see the news?" I asked

" yeah, we saw the news" Kira answers

" everyone hates me now" Ray replied bitterly

" well, why did you smash those kids lemonade stand?" Charlotte asked Ray

" a dollar a cup's not that much" Henry continues

I nodded to agree

" I didn't smash their lemonade stand because of the price" Ray replied

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