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SVEN: "My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What do I do?"
ELLIE: "Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, kiss him."
REG: "Tackle him~!"
JACKED: "Dump him."
RUPERT: "Kick him in the fucking shin."
BURT. "NO, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN-"
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