Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes! (Part 1)

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BURT: "So ... who broke it?"

*pointing at broken coffee machine*

TOPPATS: ". . ."

BURT: "I'm not mad. I just wanna know."

TOPPATS: ". . ."

THOMAS: "I did. I broke i-"

BURT: "No. No you didn't. Geoffrey?"

GEOFFREY: "Don't look at me! Look at Right!"

RHM: "What? But I didn't break it."

GEOFFREY: "Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?"

RHM: "Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken."

GEOFFREY: "Suspicious ..."

RHM: "No. It's not."

MACBETH: "Hey, if it matters, probably not, but, Reginald was the last one to use it, so..."

REG: "Liar! I don't even drink that crap!"

MACBETH: "Oh really? What were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"

REG: "I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Boris!"

THOMAS: "Please, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Burt-"

BURT: "No. Who broke it?"

TOPPATS: ". . ."

GEOFFREY: "...Burt? Sven has been awfully quiet ..."

SVEN: "REALLY!?!"

TOPPATS: *arguing intensified*

*later*

BURT: "I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick."

TOPPATS: *still arguing*

BURT: "...Good. It was getting a little chummy around here."