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my best friend's wedding

( the day: we found lando's secret admirer )

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( the day: we found lando's secret admirer )






astrology n fast cars 💯😮‍💨🙏🏼

[ 5 participants ]

LANDOwhen's the engagement party?

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LANDO
when's the engagement party?

VENUS
it's already happened, he's just
gonna let us know how it went in
five months time :)

MAX
get a grip, venny

JUPITER
stop i feel like telling someone
to get a grip is sooo much more
a violation than anything else
JUPITER
like imagine being in a fight and
thinking ur winning and they
come back with "get a grip"
JUPITER
embarrassing

VENUS
thank you, twin sister 😀👍🏼

JUPITER
aw ur welcome x

MAX
we haven't organised a party yet
but violet's been thinking about
getting one sorted soon, to
answer lando's question

CALLISTO
violet rn
CALLISTO

MAXlisto using a meme at his biblical age

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MAX
listo using a meme at his
biblical age.....

CALLISTO
✍️ don't use memes to make
fun of violet.... max gets
unnecessarily mean

LANDO
have it this weekend, max

MAX
don't tell me what to do

LANDO
have it this weekend 🔪

MAX
ok i'll talk to violet

VENUS
max is so down bad for lando

MAX
stfu no im not

JUPITER
lando got him blushing n shit

CALLISTO
damn max...

LANDO
max 🙈 u have a fiancée

MAX
one more peep and i'm
blocking all of u forever

VENUS
it's okie, we wont know u've
blocked us for another 5 months

MAX
to quote my favourite disney
princess, let it go.

JUPITER
ur so easy to wind up

MAX
ur all just so mean to me 😢

VENUS
nobody feels sorry for u

MAX
ur only mad lando knew about
my engagement first

VENUS
u know i'm glad u brought that up
actually bc i have a list of things to
get off my chest 📑

LANDO
ah here we go

VENUS
i'd rather u not speak

LANDO
i'm not speaking
LANDO
i'm texting

VENUS
delete my number :)

LANDO
who says you're saved :)

CALLISTO
it might be a thought to have two
separate weddings so that we don't
have to endure moody ven or lando
the entire day

JUPITER
how about three weddings so
we don't have to be around
either of them for a day 🤩

MAX
i'm not having three weddings

CALLISTO
bagsy not babysitting them

JUPITER
if u have two weddings, it means
u dont have to pick between them
for best man

VENUS
he wouldn't have to pick
between us anyway
VENUS
i am obviously his best man

LANDO
ur not even a man

VENUS
UR not even a man

LANDO
nice

MAX
neither of u are my best man

LANDO
and why the fuck not

MAX
theo is

CALLISTO
what a cop out

JUPITER
sat on the fence there, max

VENUS
fuck theo

LANDO emphasised ❝ fuck theo ❞.


CALLISTO
omg u broke them

JUPITER
they're agreeing with each other

MAX
EY!! no "fuck theo"
MAX
he's my brother
MAX
he was my first best friend

LANDO
i literally just threw up
in my mouth reading that

VENUS
i strongly disagree that he
was your first best friend

MAX
are you both 5?

VENUS
no
VENUS
but WE were when we first
became best friends

MAX
who cares that my best man
isn't either of you guys? you're
both still gonna be there and
you're both still important to me

LANDO
but who's more important

MAX
nvm ur uninvited

VENUS
LMAOOOO bye lando xxxx
VENUS
i'll send u pics of the ceremony

LANDO
fuck off

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