my best friend's wedding
( the day: we found lando's secret admirer )astrology n fast cars 💯😮💨🙏🏼
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LANDO
when's the engagement party?VENUS
it's already happened, he's just
gonna let us know how it went in
five months time :)MAX
get a grip, vennyJUPITER
stop i feel like telling someone
to get a grip is sooo much more
a violation than anything else
JUPITER
like imagine being in a fight and
thinking ur winning and they
come back with "get a grip"
JUPITER
embarrassingVENUS
thank you, twin sister 😀👍🏼JUPITER
aw ur welcome xMAX
we haven't organised a party yet
but violet's been thinking about
getting one sorted soon, to
answer lando's questionCALLISTO
violet rn
CALLISTOMAX
listo using a meme at his
biblical age.....CALLISTO
✍️ don't use memes to make
fun of violet.... max gets
unnecessarily meanLANDO
have it this weekend, maxMAX
don't tell me what to doLANDO
have it this weekend 🔪MAX
ok i'll talk to violetVENUS
max is so down bad for landoMAX
stfu no im notJUPITER
lando got him blushing n shitCALLISTO
damn max...LANDO
max 🙈 u have a fiancéeMAX
one more peep and i'm
blocking all of u foreverVENUS
it's okie, we wont know u've
blocked us for another 5 monthsMAX
to quote my favourite disney
princess, let it go.JUPITER
ur so easy to wind upMAX
ur all just so mean to me 😢VENUS
nobody feels sorry for uMAX
ur only mad lando knew about
my engagement firstVENUS
u know i'm glad u brought that up
actually bc i have a list of things to
get off my chest 📑LANDO
ah here we goVENUS
i'd rather u not speakLANDO
i'm not speaking
LANDO
i'm textingVENUS
delete my number :)LANDO
who says you're saved :)CALLISTO
it might be a thought to have two
separate weddings so that we don't
have to endure moody ven or lando
the entire dayJUPITER
how about three weddings so
we don't have to be around
either of them for a day 🤩MAX
i'm not having three weddingsCALLISTO
bagsy not babysitting themJUPITER
if u have two weddings, it means
u dont have to pick between them
for best manVENUS
he wouldn't have to pick
between us anyway
VENUS
i am obviously his best manLANDO
ur not even a manVENUS
UR not even a manLANDO
niceMAX
neither of u are my best manLANDO
and why the fuck notMAX
theo isCALLISTO
what a cop outJUPITER
sat on the fence there, maxVENUS
fuck theoLANDO emphasised ❝ fuck theo ❞.
CALLISTO
omg u broke themJUPITER
they're agreeing with each otherMAX
EY!! no "fuck theo"
MAX
he's my brother
MAX
he was my first best friendLANDO
i literally just threw up
in my mouth reading thatVENUS
i strongly disagree that he
was your first best friendMAX
are you both 5?VENUS
no
VENUS
but WE were when we first
became best friendsMAX
who cares that my best man
isn't either of you guys? you're
both still gonna be there and
you're both still important to meLANDO
but who's more importantMAX
nvm ur uninvitedVENUS
LMAOOOO bye lando xxxx
VENUS
i'll send u pics of the ceremonyLANDO
fuck off
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my best friend's wedding ⚤ fewtrell & norris
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