Praising/Roasting Cookie Run Characters!

Almond Cookie

Alright next on the chopping block is...

[Almond Cookie is lifted onto the stage]

Ah frick the simps are gonna reduce me to atoms.

Speaking of simps I genuinely feel bad for you. Not only do you have a massive amount of simps, they're thirsty as all hell.

I'm not kidding the scariest place I've ever been to in this fandom was the comments of an Almond x Reader One-shot.

Also this is just asking for myself to get roasted harder than probably any of these cookies will but I don't even find you that attractive.

Yeah I said it! I ain't into dilfs.

I can respect people's taste, but this simp situation is easily the most concerning out of any cookie's fandom.

Idk I don't got much to say on you as a character. You're just trying to do your job and are pretty overworked. Personality's fine, design's fine, the fans...

Yeah they are their own force of nature.

You can go now.

[Almond Cookie is lowered from the stage]

Ok imma just board up the walls on the off-chance Almond simps do find their way here. Uhhh who's next in the meantime...