*2Js lying in bed at 3am*
Jake: Spines are a social construct.
Jay: wtF
Jake: Hold on- just hear me out. You know those wiggly things at the gas station?
Jay: The inflatable tube man's?
Jake: Yes, those. Why don't we function like that?
Jake: They just- *unintelligible flopping noises* all day. Wouldn't it be great to live like that?
Jay, starting to wheeze: But how would we walk then?-
Jake: like *more flopping noises, wiggling arm in air* wouldn't that be cool?

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