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*2Js lying in bed at 3am*

Jake: Spines are a social construct.

Jay: wtF

Jake: Hold on- just hear me out. You know those wiggly things at the gas station?

Jay: The inflatable tube man's?

Jake: Yes, those. Why don't we function like that?

Jake: They just- *unintelligible flopping noises* all day. Wouldn't it be great to live like that?

Jay, starting to wheeze: But how would we walk then?-

Jake: like *more flopping noises, wiggling arm in air* wouldn't that be cool?

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