Fun quotes I pulled from the internet

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(enjoy the memes above) (also, most of these are from https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator so be sure to check that out!)

K: I don't know if I want to kiss you or throw you off a bridge.
Larry:.. Can I pick?
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*Larry pulls K into a tight hug*
K: Larry- you're crushing my spleen-
Larry: You don't even know where your spleen is.
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K: You're a psycho
Larry: I prefer creative
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Larry, after getting a job as a lifeguard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are...
K: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
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K: Givin the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Larry: Forty five seconds?!?
K: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Larry, hugging K: Too late.
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Shrig: HOLY CRAP TONY, do you know what this means?
Tony: Whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
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Shrig: *Is visibly upset*
Tony: Shrignold, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
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Tony: Sketch, you're such a genius!
Sketch: Yes, I know.
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Tony: Where are you going?
Sketch: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
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Colin: Here is my wall of inspirational people
Tony: Is that a picture of you?
Colin: Yes, I am big enough to admit that even I am offten inspired by myself.

More incorrect quotes on the way my lovelys.

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