The stories:
“Jab hum tumhari umar ke the…” [When we were your age…]
The timing:
/studying for 3 hours at a stretch/
*No one bats an eye*
/Touches phone for 0.33 nanoseconds/
*Mummy suddenly appears from under the table*
“Din bhar bas phone chalati rahti hai. Kabhi padh bhi liya kar.” [You just keep operating the phone the whole day. Study sometimes, at least.] 😓
The expectations:
“Arre kuchh to seekh Sharma ji ke bete se.” [Learn something from Sharma ji’s son.] 🙄
The pro-tips:
Headache? World War 3? An apocalypse?
“Subah jaldi utha karo sab theek ho jaega.” [Wake up early, everything will be sorted.]
The Ninja techniques:
*at 8 o’ clock*
“Arre, uth jaa. 9:30 baj gaye!” [Wake up, now. It’s already 9:30!]
The taunts:
*after breaking a glass*
“Shabash! Tod do, sara ghar hi tod do. Paise to ped pe ugte hain na?” [Very good! Break, break the whole house. Money grows on trees, right?]
The ultimate mic drop:
“Tere dost kue mein kudenge to tum bhi kudegi kya?” [If your friends jump into the well, will you too?] 🤐
The love:
“Ek aur paratha kha lo. Haan, pakka! Bas ek aur.” 😋
[Just eat one more paratha. Yes sure! Just one more.]
“Haan, wo thode paise chhut gaye the. Koi baat nahi, tum rakh lo. Baad mein, kam aaenge.” ❤️
[Yes, I forgot some money. But, no problem, you keep it. You might need them later. ]
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