NEW CHARACTER:
Amelia..
Amelia was emo......
After the wedding, ash got divorce papers and charlie died. Kirlsty is also dead.
"I am a sexy girl from a far away land" Amelia said
""NOOOO" Ash said
That had a dance off. Since they both had feminine petite frames they were so fragile and small they were both mistakes to be 2 rice grains so now they are in sushi rolls in the aldi meal deal.
"oh no!" ash said, " we are sushi!"
But then gollum eats them.
