Ophelia:
Hey Petey.. can we talk?
And yes, I know we haven't talked in a while...
??:
Who are you? how did you get this number?
Ophelia:
Peter, Don't tell me "Parker luck" erased all your contacts again...
??:
I'm not Peter.
Ophelia:
Peter.. I need you...
I got kidnapped and I'm injured... please!
??:
What the fuck!?
You have a phone! call the police!!!
Ophelia:
Well, you're not Peter
Ophelia changed ??'s name to Mr. mystery
Mr. Mystery:
How do you know?
Ophelia:
well, I only said that to see if you're really not Peter...
He would yell at me for trying to beat his record
Say That "as a sister I shouldn't do that"
And only then freak out that I was kidnapped and got injured
Mr. Mystery:
so you haven't been kidnapped? and you're not injured?
Ophelia:
nope, it was just a test!
Mr. Mystery:
Okay, that's good
Hold on kid... You and your brother
have a contest for getting kidnapped!?
Ophelia:
Umm.. maybe?
It happens a lot...
And I'm 16, not a kid!
Mr. Mystery:
What do you mean "it happens a lot"!?
How often are you kidnapped!!?
Ophelia:
no comment?
Mr. Mystery:
You know what? I don't care...
just tell me your name
Ophelia:
I am the smarter sibling and I shall never tell you my name! (You may call me Rose)
Mr. Mystery:
So... Is Rose your name?
Ophelia:
Nope! Just a nickname
Mr. Mystery:
Okay then, little Rose it is
Mr. Mystery changed Unknown's name to little rose
Ophelia:
Why little rose? I'm not little!
I'm literally 5'2!!
Mr. Mystery:
That's really short..
I'm not changing it.
Ophelia:
איזה מעצבן אתה... (...you are so annoying)
Mr. Mystery:
what was that?
Kayden:
Well, that was Hebrew...
Mr. Mystery:
So I'm gonna guess Hebrew is your second language
Ophelia:
Not really... more like seventh..
Mr. Mystery:
Wait.. what!?
How many languages do you know!?
Ophelia:
I know 14 including ASL, 13 without ASL, out
of those 13 I mostly talk in 10 of them
Those 10 are English, Russian, Romanian, Greek,
Italian, Spanish, French, Japanese, Hebrew and German
Mr. Mystery:
Wow...
So.. what are the other two languages?
Ophelia:
Two pretty much dead languages
I can read and write Latin and I can
read, write and sorta talk Old Norse
Mr. Mystery:
Wait, Old norse?
Why did you learn that?
How did you even learn that??
Ophelia:
I was always interested in Norse mythology
Even more so after I found out it was real
So I tried learning old norse to read the more
ancient texts and it was quite easy actually
Mr. Mystery:
You're weird
Ophelia:
Thank you, even though you're the one talking
to me so according to most of the people I
know, you're the weird one.
Mr. Mystery:
Rude, Didn't your parents teach you manners?
Ophelia:
Jokes on you!
I'm an unwanted orphan!
Mr. Mystery:
You're an orphan?
Wait, why unwanted?
Ophelia:
Yeah, my parents are dead and my aunt and uncle
didn't want me, they only wanted my older twin
So I live in an orphanage, and he lives with them
Mr. Mystery:
Oh, That sucks.. I'm sorry kid...
Ophelia:
It's fine, you didn't know
Not to mention, I have Uncle Jeremy, he's in charge of
the orphanage. And one of the volunteers is my aunt
Even though they're not family by blood, they are by heart
So I have two people other than my brother
that's good enough for me.
Mr. Mystery:
Don't you have your friends as well?
Ophelia:
I don't really have any friends
Mr. Mystery:
So you're alone at school?
Ophelia:
I do my classes online
I learn much better this way
Mr. Mystery:
You know what?
You seem like a good kid
How about I'll be your friend?
Ophelia:
I'd like that, Thank you Mr. mystery
Mr. Mystery:
Mr. mystery?
Ophelia:
Yeah.. I can't keep calling you Mr. wrong number!
Plus, your name is unknown to me, making it a
mystery so I thought Mr. mystery was fitting
Do you want me to change it?
Mr. Mystery:
No, it's fine
Ophelia:
Wait.. I just realized...
I haven't even asked you what's your name..
So, what's your name?
Mr. Mystery:
I can't tell you my name
Ophelia:
What? Why?
Mr. Mystery:
That's classified
Ophelia:
Alright, fine.
I guess since you don't know mine that's fair...
Oh, I got to go now
Bye Mr. mystery
Mr. Mystery:
Alright kiddo
Goodbye
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Well, you're not Peter
FanfictionOphelia Parker, the sister of Peter Parker which May and Ben didn't take in, tries to text her brother. The only problem is, she typed the wrong number... May is now living in Europe and Tony adopted Peter The avengers know about the adoption and P...
