"I've come to wife you up bbg" Elsa is baffled at this she thought James Charles was gay..... ig not. "Do you wanna like make out or something James" ...... "I mean- 💪😈 .... I wouldn't be opposed to bbg" they make out 😱
SHEK WALK IN AND SEES THE UNHOLY SIGHT OF HIS MOTHER KISSING HIS EX BF
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING" they stop and look at him and Elsa says "I'm making about with James you ugly arse fool" they continue to make out and shrek grabs a crossbow from the garage. "THIS IS THE LAST TIME ANYONE BETRAYS ME" he shoots but misses bc he's a stupid fat ogre who isn't good at anything. ELSA SHOOTS HIM IN THE HEART WITH HER ICE JUST LIKE SHE DID TO ANNA IN THE MOVIE.
