Peter
Ned ned ned ned ned ned ned ned ned ned
I just got a new phone, thanks for SMASHING my old one!!!
srsly you should have just accepted that I beat you in Mario Kart, you didn't have to break my phone!!!!!!!
*****
I'm sorry who is this and how did you get this number?
And who is ned, and why did they smash your phone?
Peter
haha ned, very funny, stop being so salty, it was one time, your still better than me
*****
I'm not sure who you are, but I can tell you, I am not a phone destroyer named ned
Peter
...........oh
wait
then who is this?????
*****
kid, i'm an alien
Peter
!!!!!!!!!
omg mx alian im so sorry for texting you dont lay eggs in meeeeeeee please
*****
jeez, i'm joking, calm down
Peter
but if your not an alien, then how did you know im a kid!?!?!?!?!?!
Are you a stalker?!?!?!
omg your a stalker
are you stalking me???
are you
a
pEdOpHiLe!?!?!?!?!
*****
What? No! Kid, just calm down!
Peter
but then
HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A KID IF YOU AREN'T STALKING ME!?!?!?!
*****
Kid, you play Mario Kart, your grammar is atrocious, you assumed i'm a pedophile which are people attracted to kids, you believed me when I said i'm an alien, and you said the name "Ned" like 10 times in a row, need I say more?
If you aren't a hyperactive child, then I don't know what you are.
Peter
...........i'm not a hyperactive child???
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ok fine maybe a lil bit
*****
So, now that you know i'm not an alien pedophile that stalking you, who the cruck are you and how did you get this number?
*cruck
*stuck
*muck
wtf
F U C H
What the cruck did you do to my phone?
Peter
No swearing in this convo! There are ancient rules that might be as old as you are, saying that one must not swear in a text.
*****
......That was offensive and rude, and extremely untrue.
Peter
YoU wOuLd SwEaR iNfRoNt Of A cHiLd!?!?!?
*****
Kid, I don't know what kind of juice box you are on right now, but it's weird and I am honestly scared for your mental heath
Peter
Mental health?
whats that?
never heard of it
more espresso, less depresso I say
and you aren't in your senior year of high school! you probably went there in the dark ages where you didn't do anything except die!
so don't you judge me about my caffeinated juice boxes, or my life choices!!!
*****
again, ouch
also, kid, you are EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY
when was the last time you slept?
Peter
oh idk, probably the last time I saw sunlight
*****
....which was when?
Peter
oh, maybe a week or 3 ago
*****
what!?!?!?!?!
You can't do that!
how are you not dead?
Peter
Im hard to get rid of lol
people try
but I always come back!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
*****
that is so unhealthy
wait
what do you mean people try?!?!?!
Peter
woops gtg, nice talk, have a good day!!!
*****
oh no you don't!!
Get back here and tell me why people try to get rid of you!!!
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crap
First chapter: COMPLETE
Anxiety: still there
That was the first chapter of this story, I hope you guys liked it! I know it was kind of short, but I'm young, and its almost my bedtime, and my mom is terrifying (she just KNOWS when i'm still awake).
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number, Kid
FanfictionBasically just some texts between Peter and Tony, and eventually other avengers, because i'm bored and I do really dumb stuff when i'm bored. So yah, I hope you enjoy the craziness that is my writing.