Peter
Hi mr non alien stalker pedophile!
how is your day going?
oh wait shoot what are you pronouns?
did I offend you?
im so sorry
please dont eat my brains and lay eggs in me!
*****
Kid, I thought we went over this
I am NOT an alien
And my pronouns are He?Him thanks for asking
You?
Peter
oh i go by he/him
and are you suuuuuuuuuure your not an alien?
i mean i did some research, and saying that you are not an alien is EXACTLY what an actual alien would say
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Peter has changed ***** to mr alien>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
mr alien
Really kid?
Fine
If thats how you want to play, so be it.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<mr alien changed Peter to Juice box child>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
juice box child
Meanie 😠
mr alien
Did you really just call me a meanie?
If I needed anymore proof that you are infact a juice obsessed child, here it is
But I really don't need more, th evidence is overwhelming
juice box child
😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠
mr alien
you are so
.
.
.
innocent
juice box child
WHAT!?!?!?
I am NOT
I am a vicious terrifying animal that strikes fear into the hearts of many!!!!!
mr alien
Go back to your caffeinated juice poison, kid
juice box child
FINE
I will!
😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number, Kid
FanfictionBasically just some texts between Peter and Tony, and eventually other avengers, because i'm bored and I do really dumb stuff when i'm bored. So yah, I hope you enjoy the craziness that is my writing.
