✨Memes #2✨

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" okay okay everyone please settle down, i know this is getting boring because i'm suck at making reaction type of story but still i will continue and make my story became better with the help of my english dictionary"

" the hell is he talking to?"

" i don't know maybe he turn crazy"

" alright everyone let's continue with another memes chapter the first one is "

The screen start showing wei wuxian locking himself in his workshop until jiang cheng kick the door

" what's up fuckers , now tell me what did you do this time to lock yourself in here making a-niang glared almost at every living thing that exist in yunmeng "ask jiang cheng while holding the door that is now broken because of his kick while having a thought ' well a-niang will definitely kill me after this for breaking her fav son door , meh who cares , i bet she won't notice if i fix it after this mnnn....why did i come here again oh yes this brat'

" okay so yesterday i was walking near lanling whe-" said wei wuxian but got interrupted by our angry lotus jiang cheng

" wei wuxian" called jiang cheng making the younger turn his head towards him then continued " a-xian my didi.....STOP SAYING BULLSHIT ! NOW WHAT DID YOU DO ?!"

" I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS UNTIL SOME UGLY FEMALE PEACOCK COME TO ME JUST TO SAY CALL MY HAIR UGLY  "

"......"

"*gasp over dramatically * who dares called my xianxian hairs ugly"

" humm shijie xianxian is sad" said wei wuxian wiping his none existence tears and hug his shijie

" for fuck sake jie, he already have children"

" so what he is still my baby and nobody gonna comment on that"

" jiang yanli as much as i love you my daughters but a-ying is also my baby, now let go of him and give him to me"

" mother as much as i respect you this is my little brother"

Both madam glare at each other making everyone in the room shivers but then got interrupted by lan wangji

" but he is my hus-"

" NO!!" yelled both madam to lan zhan

" pftt next"

" this is what happened when the three of you spoiled him to much" said jiang fengmian while the other three protests

" i never spoiled him , why would i waste my money on him"  jiang cheng

" oh really?"

' should i lie or nah just be silent jiang wanyin then nobody will know' thought jiang cheng to himself

" yup definitely gonna exposed you, look at the screen everyone"

The screen showed wei wuxian and jiang cheng walking in lanling city full with market and expensive item, they were talking while walking

" chengcheng  look this tassel it is pretty right "

" if it pretty then buy it "

" ahaha i just used all my money , maybe next time.....nah i don't need it"

" tch if you have no money then why ask , continue walking now "

" haoba 😢"

Then wei wuxian walk away without noticing that jiang cheng didn't follow him , then jiang cheng turn to the seller with a pissed face because he know that his dad cut off his little brother money for this month because he always use to much money

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