•𝙈𝙧 & 𝙈𝙧𝙨 𝘼𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙚𝙨• 𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊

🥀|MAJAK MAT UDANA|🥀

Dekho yaar tumlog sab sochte hoge ki...me majak mat udana kyu likh rahi hu...are bhaiya zindagi hi majak ban gayi hai kisi ko bhi ek kissa suna du na to insaan has has ke mar jaye...baat hasne wali ni hoti par insaan ki itni jhand jindagi ke baare me sunke hasi aa hi jati hai...

Yaad hai wo ladka jiska mene zikr kiya tha...are wahi jo mere upar gir gaya tha...kal usne milne bula dala🙂meri Yaha phati padi... kyuki mujhe lag raha tha dar ki agar usne propose wopose kar diya to mene to waise bhi mana kar dena hai...par phir homework or assignments kisse karwaungi..🙂

PAR YAHA PURI BAAZI PALAT GAYI BHAIYA!!

Usne mujhe bulaya...bola tumhari asdignments likh di hai ye lo school mein wapis ni kar paya..

Mene li thodi chain ki saans...mene kaha sab accha chal raha hai or thank you bolke jaane hi wali thi...uska dost Jo pehle se mereko stare karta rehta tha mere peeche khada tha uske upar me girne hi wali thi par me naddi me gir gayi🙂

USKE DOST KA NAAM THA "azhar"

Azhar ne hath diya par mein akeli nadi se nikal aayi or mene phir azhar ko dhakka de diya wo bola mereko kyu girayi..mene bhi bol diya teri wajah se mein giri thi na to meri wajah se tu gir gaya...hisab barabar

Bola ki mereko haath de mene bhi tereko haath diya tha...mene socha de hi deti hu insaaniyat ka kaam ho jayega isi bahane...mene haath diya usko Nikala paani se...Meri nazar Gayi uski pocket ke andar Rakhe hue rose pe!! Me jaane hi wali thi but mera hath pakad liya usne or hath mein Rose rakhke chala gaya..kuch bola bhi nahi...🙂🤷‍♀️

Gajab ka manushya hai bhaiya voo,usko taadne ke alawa kuch nahi aata🙂🙏

BHAIYA MERI ZINDAGI AISI HI HAI...SOCHO KUCH HOTA HAI KUCH🙂 OR WO PAGAL AZHAR WO TO 5TH CLASS SE MEREKO TAADTA AA RAHA HAI...MERI MUMMY NE MUJHE CHOTI CHOTI BAATO PAR MAAR PITAI KARNE MANA KIYA HAI..OR MERE LIYE YE SAB THODI CHOTI BAATE HAI...WARNA ACTION MODE TO FULL TIME ON HI REHTA HAI MERA...OR ABHI BHI ROZ KI ROZ BAHAR LADAI DANGA KARKE AATI HU OR MOHALLE KI AUNTIYAN AAKE MUMMY KO SHIKAYAT KARTI HAI

"Humare ladke ko tumhari ladki ne maara"

"Bacche Cricket khel rahe the, to agar mere bete ne thodi si cheating kar bhi di to kya chala gaya...itne bure tarike se thodi na maarte hai.... blah!? blah! blah!!"

Aisi shikayete roz aati rehti hai mere ghar kabhi Fursat se bataungi!!😶