(𝑇𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑑𝑎𝑦𝑠 😓)
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Incoming FaceTime call from...Gang nem 👾
Y/n- so you tellin' me...you went to church anddd
Smiley- he said "yeh fuck dat nigga Satan on god!"
Angry- I thought we hated him bruh? Then they gon' tell me to leave...
Draken- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Mikey- maybe because you cursed in church
Hanma- I don't see what he did wrong?
Baji- of course yo ass don't, ain't walked in church every since you crawled from hell
Smiley- not he crawled from hell
Michi- Them church songs be good tho
Angry- who tf took yo small body to church?
Y/n- I just wanted to see what he would do
Draken- he needed Jesus after all them times he got his ass beat
Draken- y'all I'm shitting again
Angry- nigga...
Smiley- on sum real shit get yo ass checked cause them shits comin' out you like a River
Hanma- shitted at my house had it smelling like a can of bounce dat ass
Michi- take me tooo the king
Mikey- I have nothing too bring
Y/n- what you know bout that Michael
Draken- MICHAEL PLEASE
Everybody was laughing till they heard splashing coming from drakens mic.
Angry- nigga are you serious
Y/n- it is black history month you shouldn't be shittin' on us
Mikey- draken I will kick you from the call
Draken- it ain't my fault baji spoiled Mac n cheese lowkey good
Smiley- WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU EAT IT AGAIN
Hanma- this mf trynna die
Baji- this mf stupid but aye I do be Gordon Ramsey
Y/n- yo ass shole finna be on a tv screen
(Hehehehe🤪)
Hanma- tired
Baji- ofc you are you moved to daily shootings Chicago
Y/n- wouldn't talk too fast you walk around like mfs ain't lookin' for yo flimsy ass
Draken- damn these chips bussin'
Mikey- why the hell-
Smiley- I know this nigga ain't eatin' while shittin' bro
Angry- there ain't no wayyy I would let that bathroom air touch me fuckin' food
Michi- you are all around just nasty
Draken- man I don't care I'm putting me first
Y/n- I mean he ain't lyin' he shitting out all his food
Michi- buggin
Y/n- boy hush
Angry- smiley you need to stop teaching this mf stuff
Smiley- whatttt
Draken- he jus be throwing words around like he wasn't born is the suburbs
Baji- right
Mikey- "thou is going to peel your cap back on thy god!"
Y/n- MIKEY ENUFF NOOO
Angry- BYE YALL WILD
Michi- angry wasn't you finna get jumped? Them mfs had you backing up
Smiley- woahhhh
Hanma- oo-
Mikey- mmmmm
Angry- boy shut up yo face still look like a puckered bootie hole don't even
Draken started to choke on his chips while demolishing that toilet.
Y/n- no cause tell me when mfs in the bathroom be talkin' so loud while I'm trynna use it
Mikey- if that ain't the truth
Y/n- like Chile ain't nobody need to know your boyfriend wipe his ass with his hands n make a sandwich right afta
Hanma- righttt- WAIT WHAT
Smiley- girl naw what the hell type shit y'all be talkin about while pissin'
Draken- just broke up with my twink while shitting, city gurls is out hereee
Y/n- BOY BYE I DONE HEARD IT ALL
Mikey- lord have mercy m
Angry- GOODNIGHT
Hanma- ayyyyeee
Baji- wait when was he fruity
Smiley- where was you at? Nigga was talkin' about men's asses when the get up
Draken- no cause their bootie be looking like a lil poot
Mikey- WAIT HOLLON CAUSE HELP
michi- A POOT?
Draken- yeah it looks like when they fart it go "oopt"
Y/n- boy you a damn fool
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(Hey boo'ks I've been rly busy and a little unmotivated I'm trying to update faster.)
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Humor"𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘴" "Man smiley stfu" •*⁀➷ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ/ɢᴏʀᴇ ᴄᴜʀꜱɪɴɢ ꜰɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ/ᴀʀɢᴜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡɪɴꜱ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴄᴏʀɴʏ ᴀꜱ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ I post a new story everyday so don't be afraid to request <3 Disclaime...
