I still can't believe they didn't take the bag! God they have to be the smartest idiot I know. There's not even anything in this stupid bag anyway. Guess I could give it back but that's Hero's job! Which gives me an idea; if I take more things I'll get chased after more. Chased after by Hero. If only they would chase my love. (ok that was cheesy)
What do dorky, smart, heroes like anyway? Flowers? Chocolate? How do I get that? I don't have money. Oh. Wait I'll steal them. (This is a bad message kids) Right so I'll just sneak into the supermarket, grab one of those heart chocolate things, a bouquet of red roses, and a card on my way out( there's a reason it's called a cheesy romance). Now I'll just waltz out without paying!(Please don't do this Villain is called Villain for a reason)
Now the question is how do I get this to Hero? I really should've thought this one out. There's no way I can just walk up to them and be all " Hey Hero It's me Villain the person you despise here's some corny lovey stuff byeee~~~" Gross. I could make someone else do it but, then what if Hero thinks they like them! I guess I could just leave it on their doorstep. That seems easy, we'll go with that.
I stealth my way to Hero's house at night and drop off my little care package. Now we wait.
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Hero x Villain- a cheesy romance
RomanceVillain is always trying to get Hero's attention by robbing banks, committing arson, you know Villain stuff! Of course Hero's just trying to protect the city so it's kind-of a one sided love thing...at first.
