Slime (PvZ GW fanfic)

1- "Goo"

"Hey, Walnut!"

"Hey, Peashooter. Ready to go get some supplies from the stash?"

"Yup!"

"Let's go then!"

oO(It's been months since our human was turned, and we've barely survived. Luckily, Walnut and I found an awesome stash of cool stuff. Sure, you have car parts, you got your spare ribs rotting somewhere in there, normal apocalypse stuff. But the most important part for us plants? the fertilizer. Somehow, despite being intended to help us grow, we can go for weeks off of nothing but fertilizer. Eventually, however, we do need some good ol' sunlight, and that's where sunflower comes in! It's only really a problem because she's off helping other gardens out most of the time, but I'd say we're doing okay for a humanless garden.)Oo

"Hey, Peashooter! Get your head outta the clouds and help me get this bag of fertilizer back to the garden!"

"Fiiiiiine!"

"Oh, actually, come take a look at this!"

Peashooter runs over. They stand in front of some purple goo.

"What in the hot Belgian waffles did you find, Walnut?"

"I dunno, but I'm gonna grab a jar and get a sample for Repeater!"

"Alright..."

oO(Ugh, Repeater. Who does he think he is, assuming he's superior just because he shoots two peas a second, while I can shoot one a second?! He may shoot a little bit faster, but you can't beat the original!)Oo

Peashooter and Walnut walk back to the base and are about to drop the jar into Repeater's 'science stuff' tube when Walnut drops it and a bit of goo gets on Peashooter.

"Oh, sorry! are you okay, Peashooter?!"

"It's alright, just a spot of some random goo, Walnut, what's it gonna do to me? Turn me into a goo monster? 'RAAR! I'm gonna eat youuuu! RAAAAAR!'"

"Haha, what are the chances of that?"

the story begins!