EDITING THW FUCKIN' STORY.
Phil sitting on his office chair, eating his lunch, Burger. As he was about to take a bite of his sad burger. he heard stomps getting closer and closer, Phil was getting afraid knowing its Dave the horny pirate texan.
Dave kicks the door open with his leg "HOWDY PHIĹLLLĹiP" Dave yells at Phil as he runs towards the desk like naruto. "JESUS, GET AWAY" Philip Yelled in fear.
Dave grabs the sad burger then eats it all in one bite, "MR MILLER, WHAT THE FUCK!? THATS MY FUCKING LUNCH, YOU BITCH!" Philip Yelled in anger.
"Anyways, Philip. I will tell you my texan past 😎" Dave said. "Mr Miller, I-I don't wanna h---" Philip gets cutted of by Dave "Cmon now, 18 naked cowboys in the shower at ram ranch" Dave said. "M-mr mille---" "Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked" Dave said "MR MILLER PLEASE LET ME SPEA---" "Philerp, 18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked" "U-uh-" Philip gulped "Cowboys in the shower at ram ranch, Philip" Dave bottom bite his lip, Phil blushes, what Dave was saying is too embarrassing. "On their knees wanting to suck cowboys cocks" "Uhmm Mr Mille--" "Ram ranch really rocks." Dave said. "Now get on yer knees", Philip runs for his fuckin' life, Dave turns around as he sees Philip running like a fuckin lagging roblox character, "Aw man this fatass bitch.." Dave whispers to himself. Philip then jumps like a fucking turtle aw man this guy was fr lagging as hell his wi-fi sucks man this fatass demon hair bitch
Aw man he becomes a fuckin spiderman
Dave watches Philip running like a lagging roblox character for the rest of his fuckin life.
