my fucking dreams

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I had a dream where i woke up in my school that was awkwarx asf, i was gonna go use the toilet but I saw dave kissing philip i screamed 'YOLO' at them and did karate kicks on their face, i walked away and went to my class and saw maya twerking and farting on the teachers face and then she said "i farted" while doing that, i was just staring like: 😐, i looked behind me ajd saw my 6 yo brother walking through walls trynna come to me, he began levitating and then said "Macaroni cheese" and again i was staring at him like: 😐, i punched him and then my hand turned into knifes so i killed him on accidentpurpose together i sat on my chair and i heard a loudass farting sounds, so i looked behind me to see blueycapsules vol3 william giving me that uglyass smirk of his

So then i burped on his face and he was still giving me that ugly smirk of his, so i looked infront of me to see my loud farting grandma with wolf ears and a tail i said "wtf" then she farted so loud that my ears began bleeding, i ran out of the c...

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So then i burped on his face and he was still giving me that ugly smirk of his, so i looked infront of me to see my loud farting grandma with wolf ears and a tail i said "wtf" then she farted so loud that my ears began bleeding, i ran out of the class and looked behind me to see every single blueycapsules william was chasing me, i was horrified so i screamed and ran faster than the light i looked behind me to see that they all had the same speed as me, i fuckin levitated and got teleported to texas where that cowboy large thing at so then i saw a cowboy on a horse thats built like that blueycapsules william nsfw art where his balls built like a leaf, i turned around to see a dead end, i heard a southern ass accent speak to me "howdy pardner" i fuckin turned around to see dave i gave him a 😱 look then dave's balls farted while he's just staring at me, i fuckin screamed "GO FUCK YOSELF!!!" i walked through the wall to see myself in the backrooms level 0 bro. I heard a loudass scream and woke up

1st dream done.

I was in a forest, not type of a forest, it was bloody asf, i was like 😐, so i just walked around untill i heard that uglyass laugh from that video where blueycapsules william's head bounce and laugh awkwardly, i didnt give a shit abt it and went on, then a dragon break dancing came outfa nowherw in my face saying 'hi' and outta nowhere becomes sukcur elcnu, bro i was fr standin still lookin at it, i looked behind me to see the davephil tounge art body pillow, i ran for my mf life, and pissed on myself, i started to breakdance and got telepirted to my house, i was sitting on my bedroom, it was quiet asf not until i heard some mf pooping next to me, i looked at my left side to see tyat uglyass standing still dave cosplayer staring st me: 😦, bro i got up and tried to punch it but my hand went through, i said 'wtf' then i looked at that mf and it said 'lol u tried' then pushed my head down and then let go, i looked up to see that mom facebook jeremy cosplayer i ficking screamed ontop of my lungs and i slapped it, that slap was loud asf that i woke up

I was in a forest, not type of a forest, it was bloody asf, i was like 😐, so i just walked around untill i heard that uglyass laugh from that video where blueycapsules william's head bounce and laugh awkwardly, i didnt give a shit abt it and went...

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This how that uglyass dave looked like bro

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