Jeremy was eating his pizza, as he looks at Philip, Philip was still running like a fuckin lagging roblox character as he sees dave walking with him.
"Tf" Jeremy swore. "Aw hell nah I need some fresh air, god dammit" Jeremy said as he gets up and leaves his Sad Pizza when he walks out, he sees a cute cute cute cute cute cute sexy sexy sexy sexyass guy smokin outside while sitting on a bench, "ZAMN THAT GUY IS FUCKIN HOT" Jeremy said in his thoughts he runs to the sexy guy, literally jump scaring the living shit out of him "AGHHHAHAGSHAHAHHHAHWURGO1WTHOWNGLWGJWPNTWGNPNWGPEYJPEGNPEYM" The sexy guy screamed "HI HOMBRE!!!!!!!!" Jeremy said literally hugging the sexy guy "TF IS A HOMBRE?!?!?!" Sexy guy said "IT MEANS "MAN" IN SPANISH" Jeremy said.
"TF I DIDNT ASK" Sexy guy said, "BRO WDYM YOU JUST ASKED ME WHAT HOMBRE MEANS" Jeremy said. "Whatever bruh" Sexy guy said "MAN YOU GOT A SEXYASS BRI'SH ACCENT THERE" Jeremy said "thanks bruh??? Can you like let go??? Your almost between my thighs bro" sexy guy said "CALL ME 'RACIST FRENCH FRIES HAIR GUY'!!" Jeremy said
"Who tf names their child 'Racist French Fries Hair Guy'?" Sexy guy asks "MY FUCKIN DEAD PARENTS" Jeremy replies "NOW WHATS YO NAME" Jeremy asks
"Billy lip" Billy or the sexy guy said, "AW MAN YOU LOOK SEXY AS HELLLLL BRUH" Jeremy said "MAN this is my uniform, whatcha gonn do bout it???" Billy said
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"AW MAN YOU LOOK SO GAY" Jeremy said "BRO SHUT UP" Billy Yelled at Jeremy "MAN YOU SEXY AS HELL BRUH, CMON MAN DATE ME ALREADY" Jeremy said "AW HELL NAH, LET ME RELAX" Billy said "MAn we could eat some Sad Pizza if you want" Jeremy said "tf is a Sad Pizza?" Billy asks? "Pizza." Jeremy replies "yeah ok" Billy said
They both enter the pizzeria.
"Tf why is that guy running like that?" Billy points at Philip, "AHHH, ignore him, he is a fucking lagging roblox character" Jeremy answers "ANYWAYS LETS GO TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE SOME SAD PIZZA" Jeremy said
"Yeah okay." Billy replies
They make many Sad Pizza's and ate them all.
"Jesus, I'm so fuckin full" Billy said "saaàaaæmmeee" Jeremy replied. Billy and jeremy's face gets closer and closer, then they kiss then begin making out right infront of Philip
