The avengers love food
They will fight over it all the time
but there is one food in particullar that always make the avengers have to lock down the whole compound and have a whole war .
POPTARTS!
and lets just say if you find someone bringing a box of pop tarts into the compound...you better run to the nearest safe room.
today was one of those days
a school was on a feildtrip to avengers compound and one of the kids brought a poptart for lunch and just as they were about to open the packet
BOOM
heads turned around to see the god of thunder burst into the room wearing a Cinderella dress with very messy makeup on run in yelling "POP TART!"
secinds later the roof of the food hall broke and landed Hawkeye running towards the poptart packet in the kids hand
next the window shatter and came in war machine,spiderman,Falcon and ironman going towards the kid
next a wall broke down and in came captain america, black widow and the winter soilder sparring each other followed by a bruce banner and wanda maximoff with her hand glowing red.
safe to say that everyone was panicing
one person pressed a red button and alarms started going of with friday voice
"ALERT ALERT THE AVENGERS HAVE SPOTTED A PACKET OF POPTARTS ALERT ALERT"
and whole building shut sown as safe rooms bagan to appear and people started pushing into it while the school just stood there ver confused.
"AVENGERS!GET THAT POPTART!"shouted captain america
all the avengers began running at full speed towards the kid with the pop tart packet when
"ENOUGH"
every one turned their heads to see a very angry Pepper potts
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO HAVE A WAR OVER A POPTART!"
"sorry pepp" said tony
a mumble of sorries were said and that is when someone finally said something about thor's outfit
"Thor what are you doing in a Cinderella dress?"
"Me and daughter of stark were having a tea party"
"Why do i even put up with this"
First one shot and it's total trash
I'll try to get better at writing one shots
But hey at least I have ideas
